Breakaway Top 10 List!

[Krill]

10) "On the census form, you listed your primary residence as your robot build site"

9) *Not Recorded*

8) "You are lobbying your Congressional representatives to vote no for national health care until robots are covered"

7) "None of your friends first thinks of apple or cherry when someone mentions pi"

6) "You think if World Cup Soccer was played with 12 balls, Americans might actually watch it"

5) "You feel the need to begin your department meetings with blue hair dye and a Judo roll"

4) "You get in trouble in gym class for trying to hang from other kids who are doing pull ups"

3) "On returning from competition.....
Student: 'We got a Dogma!'
Parent: 'Great! Now I'll have to clean up after it and you will address me as 'mother', not 'ma'"

2) "Your parents are furious because you put red and blue interchangeable bumpers on the minivan"

1) "You love Atlanta, but you are already scoping out hotels in St Louis!"