Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[starjedi300]

Granted. but the raining root bear was infected with a very highly contaigious virus that cause people to mutate into pokemon. about 10 years later, the virus has spread to all 50 states of America making all the population of the United States as pokemon.

l wish that Starcraft 2 will just come out already.

[cheezburger]

it comes out but it stinks and is full of gliches.

i wish public schools were more competent

[gloomy_lion]

Granted. But in order to fulfill it, taxes were raised 5000% and a ginormous bureaucracy was set up, preventing anything else from getting done.

I wish that I had more self-confidence.

[cheezburger]

you get more self confidence, but as a result you pay no attention to the mistakes in your plans and you royally screw up your life.

i wish it hadn't rained today.

[KarenH]

It didn't rain today. Not only that, but you get a climate like Los Angeles, and it doesn't rain all summer. All the vegetation dries up, forest fires break out, and while fire crews are flying aerial drops, two helicopters collide in midair. One lands on your house, destroying it and your family, and another lands on the room where you build your robot. Since your school doesn't have the money to replace the room and the tools, your robotics team folds. Too bad.

I wish I had a notebook computer.

[EricH]

Granted. You waste even MORE time playing computer games than you already did on the desktop computer (assuming that's even possible, of course).

I wish for more wishes...

[gloomy_lion]

Granted. You get more wishes, but then people start noticing that you can make any problem magically go away, so they start begging you to solve their own problems. At first, you fulfill their requests, but the sheer amount of people asking you for help overwhelms you. You can't can't take it anymore and you snap, ending up in an insane asylum, wishing for infinite amounts of ice cream and teddy grahams.

I wish I had more time.

[cheezburger]

you have more time, but you waste it on all the silly threads on chief delphi

i wish is wish i was a fish

[ChaosX73]

Sure thing, but the you wouldn't get your Cheezburger...

I wish my birthday was on Friday so I could see Clash of the Titans with my friends already!

[cheezburger]

granted, but then the theater burns down and you can't go see the movie.

i wish my marble sorter for my POE class hadn't epic failed.

[j.cole]

Failure is good besides that project was easy.

I wish I had a 3D scanner.

[ReapersRule]

Granted. Someone from the future comes to this time to bring it to you, but then it is taken away and disassembled to study the parts.

I wish www.thebluealliance.net worked.

[Phoenix Spud]

Granted, but then the President shuts down the internet. No one in the USA can view any web page.

I wish the GDC would come out with a game hint!

[RoboDesigners]

Granted, but the hint keeps you awake continously until kickoff, and you can no longer think about anything, and are therefore kicked off your robotics team.

I wish that RobotC was allowed in FLL.
(so much easier to read!)

[Phoenix Spud]

Granted. But then the nine year olds can't understand it. FLL participation plummets and FIRST can no longer support it. It is canceled.

I wish my cold would go away in time for TEDx Youth@Sydney next week.