CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #303

[rsisk]

Team 303's new recruiting tool: The Student Trap

Just place one of these clever devices in places were students congregate. The curious students will be attracted to the device and soon become trapped. Now all the team has to do is collect the traps, separate the recruits, and hand them a power drill.

[Swan217]

Newsflash: High school students unearth signs of ancient artificial intelligence!

During a routine Earthday tree planting activity, a couple of students discovered a tomb for the Indian Chief Maverick, and found inside the Chief's sacred mummified robot. Nobody knows how the Chief's tribe died off and the tomb forgotten, but most archaeologists suspect it was due to a lack of inspiration and recognition.

{Not a sub} I see you Billfred! Team 303. Nice...

[DonRotolo]

Hoping to avoid paying Sheppard and save a bundle of cash by staying under 400 pounds, team 303 wraps their robot with helium-filled bubble wrap.

(Some leaked out; they're smiling because everyone now speaks in this high, squeaky voice...)

Not an entry:
1 pound of bubble wrap (large roll): $37
Grey industrial carpeting: $388
10 pairs of safety glasses: $23.49
Push broom for the aluminum chips: $8.39
Getting a working robot into the crate before FedEx shows up: Priceless

[Schnabel]

That's actually last year's bot, we're just getting started on this years.

[GaryVoshol]

Somebody didn't read quite all of the Bag-n-Tag rules.

[Taylor]

Hopefully the other alliance will be so distracted by the bubble wrap, we can score at will!

...Oops ... sorry, Will.

[JaneYoung]

When it comes to team 303, it's a package deal.
*pop* *pop* *pop*

[Barngirl425]

Student 1: "Ohhh bubble wrap! *pop pop*
Mentor: "You know you guys are in highschool you should have a little more maturity than this. Oh squirrel!"

[delsaner]

Alright, we put some bubble wrap around the robot. Now all we need to do is wrap duct tape around it, and this thing will make it to Einstein for sure.

[NPOE/] Hahahaha, i get it. Since its CC #303, you made the picture of Team 303. Clever. [NPOE]

[Wayne Doenges]

The Team 303 rookie students were so excited that they got the robot all packed up and ready for ship.
Mentor off Camera: "Has anyone seen my Smart Car and why isn't the robot packed up yet?"

[Ryan Simpson]

**Muffled screams and coming from inside the crate**

Relax...we made sure to cut airholes in the crate. See you at the competition!

**More muffled screams**

[Billfred]

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Hopefully the other alliance will be so distracted by the bubble wrap, we can score at will!

...Oops ... sorry, Will.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Hoping to avoid paying Sheppard and save a bundle of cash by staying under 400 pounds, team 303 wraps their robot with helium-filled bubble wrap.

(Some leaked out; they're smiling because everyone now speaks in this high, squeaky voice...)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) GaryVoshol
3) EricH
4) The Cyborg
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) rsisk
7) Dan Swando

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by DRAKE343

Ok, we've got the robot ready to go into the crate. Has anybody seen Dave.
(hears muffled voice from inside the bubble wrap)

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	122
Taylor	119
lingomaniac88	113
GaryVoshol	113
Ryan Simpson	109
Don Rotolo	100
EricH	99
rtfgnow	90
kramarczyk	89
rsisk	89
Travis Hoffman	81
Karibou	72
Mr. Pockets	63
AndyB	56
Al Skierkiewicz	56
Wayne Doenges	55
BrendanB	42
Akash Rastogi	39
dodar	36
Chris is me	33
delsaner	32
Barry Bonzack	31
Katie_UPS	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	25
rocketperson44	24
jmanela	18
Barngirl425	15
bobwrit	15
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Steve W	9
DRAKE343	8
The Cyborg	8
Vermeulen	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
Dan Swando	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
FoXy92	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Mrs.Drake343	2
Phoenix Spud	2
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
cziggy343	1
dman14	1
JackG	1
Lil' Lavery	1
N7UJJ	1
Q. Sheets	1
Schnabel	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!