Scoring System Joke (Michigan)

[hektormagee]

For all the teams from Michigan, I just wanted to share a joke that my friend and I came up with while talking,

You know, If the NFL was scored like Breakaway, the Lions might actually stand a chance.

Just wondering, anyone else have some jokes that resulted from this year? Scoring, Hanging, Robot, etc.?

[the man]

Originally Posted by hektormagee

For all the teams from Michigan, I just wanted to share a joke that my friend and I came up with while talking,

You know, If the NFL was scored like Breakaway, the Lions might actually stand a chance.

Just wondering, anyone else have some jokes that resulted from this year? Scoring, Hanging, Robot, etc.?

Ha i think that is going to be my new best joke of all time. Tell your friend he is amazing!!!

[Taylor]

The Lions may want to pick up Ben Roethlisberger since he's guaranteed to be Suspended for 4-6 games ... That's a three point bonus they can't pass up

[Dancin103]

Originally Posted by Taylor

The Lions may want to pick up Ben Roethlisberger since he's guaranteed to be Suspended for 4-6 games ...

I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

[Andrew Schreiber]

Originally Posted by Dancin103

I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

Don't worry, we all wish they would win more often. It is just embarrassing.

Great joke...

[Don Wright]

If they could, I bet the Lions would play 2v0 in every game...

[IKE]

Originally Posted by Don Wright

If they could, I bet the Lions would play 2v0 in every game...

Honestly, I am not sure about 2v0, but I do think they routinely play 12 v. 10 or 13 v. 9.

[Don Wright]

lol...I was actually thinking in terms of teams playing...i.e. both teams scoring for one side...

[Enigma's puzzle]

I heard that during alliance selections the Lions were going to draft 2 looper bots. Is that better than a first round reciever every year?

[EricH]

If football were played like Breakaway, the Lions would be the top team in the NFL due to the direction the scoring goes.

(You may have to think about that one a bit...)

[Zach O]

"On behalf of the Detroit Lions, we would like to request the assistance of... Ndamukong Suh!"

[Taylor]

"We may be 0-16, but we're tops in seeding points!"

[IKE]

Originally Posted by Don Wright

lol...I was actually thinking in terms of teams playing...i.e. both teams scoring for one side...

The team doing anything coordinated is a bit too high of an assumption, that is why I had to split it.

[AmoryG]

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber

Don't worry, we all wish they would win more often. It is just embarrassing.

Great joke...

At least you don't have the redskins or the rams.

[kjolana1124]

Originally Posted by AmoryG

At least you don't have the redskins or the rams.

Oakland Raiders

Yes, yes I am well aware....