CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #304

[Al Skierkiewicz]

So one day I walk into the playing field and find this...
Everyone is happy that they finished a bump but they are trying desperately trying to design a robot that can go over the object they have constructed. Being one with the bump got them no closer to a solution but it did give them a few hours of R&R while they played. So I, being known for understatement, walk over to the wall and turn the drawing right side up. I smile and walk out hearing "where were you for the last three days?!?" over my shoulder. I smile the smile of contentment for another good day in the life of a mentor and know my job here is done.

[GaryVoshol]

"Now someone get me a trident to use as a paddle."

[kstl99]

Our team is so organized that we even have bins for our spare people!

[Katie_UPS]

Now that's thinking outside the bump!

<npoe> sorry about the corny-ness and cliche-ness of this entry </npoe>
<npoe> am I the only one that says "npoe" as "no-po" in their head when they read it? </npoe>

[Ryan Simpson]

2010: Soccer
2011: Water Polo

[Karibou]

<npoe>

Originally Posted by Graham Donaldson

And all the people said "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat!"

Bonus points have already been gotten, but I'd just like to mention that this song is playing on my iPod right now. No joke.
</npoe>

Cameraman: "How are you two making that noise?!"
Guy on left: "What noise?"
Guy on right: "I can only hear the sound of our inspiration..."
Cameraman: "Yes, but- but- but- but those side effects! The graciousness, the- the-"
Guy on the right: "Don't forget the professionalism!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHkk_aEjbM

[Vermeulen]

*Inflect British nature show accent* "After six weeks, the students exit the chrysalis as fully-fledged mentors."

[delsaner]

Guy (left): I got this boat ready for the water game this year...
Guy (right): Uhhh, the game was already released. Its not a water game.
Guy (left): Ohh.... Maybe it'll be water game NEXT year.

[Billfred]

Does the Billfred Is Trying To Be A Good Son Rule count for anything?

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Lee Reid 3136

Row, Row, Row your bump, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is basically on hold until after build season...

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

The butcher and the candlestick maker in their new vessel, built by the Baker. They're still waiting for the window-motor drive system to be installed; the Baker's 2-speed drive put his tub all the way across the Pacific already.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JackG
2) JaneYoung
3) Wayne Doenges
4) rtfgnow
5) delsaner
6) kstl99
7) rsisk
8) Taylor
9) Vermeulen

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

So one day I walk into the playing field and find this...
Everyone is happy that they finished a bump but they are trying desperately trying to design a robot that can go over the object they have constructed. Being one with the bump got them no closer to a solution but it did give them a few hours of R&R while they played. So I, being known for understatement, walk over to the wall and turn the drawing right side up. I smile and walk out hearing "where were you for the last three days?!?" over my shoulder. I smile the smile of contentment for another good day in the life of a mentor and know my job here is done.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	124
Taylor	121
GaryVoshol	114
lingomaniac88	113
Ryan Simpson	110
EricH	104
Don Rotolo	101
rtfgnow	92
rsisk	91
kramarczyk	89
Travis Hoffman	81
Karibou	73
Mr. Pockets	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Wayne Doenges	57
AndyB	56
BrendanB	42
Akash Rastogi	39
dodar	36
delsaner	34
Chris is me	33
Katie_UPS	32
Barry Bonzack	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	25
rocketperson44	24
jmanela	18
bobwrit	16
Barngirl425	15
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Lee Reid 3136	10
Vermeulen	10
Steve W	9
DRAKE343	8
The Cyborg	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
Dan Swando	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
JackG	3
Josh Fox	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
kstl99	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Mrs.Drake343	2
Phoenix Spud	2
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
cziggy343	1
dman14	1
Graham Donaldson	1
Lil' Lavery	1
N7UJJ	1
Q. Sheets	1
rcmolloy	1
Schnabel	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!