CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #306

[JaneYoung]

Cody:
Whoa! I'd better hit the rack before that spider gets any bigger or it will really rattle my chains.

[Ryan Simpson]

Don't move...or the tube gets it!

[Wayne Doenges]

Cody's thought bubble: "I just thought of the most perfect game. We start with a 27' X 54' playing field. We than construct a contraption with chains and tubes. We could call it a spider. Next we take these donut shaped things.....mmmm Donuts. I think I will go get some KK's. What am I doing with this round red thing?"

[Karibou]

He put the claw on the inner tube, he hung it way up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LxC3M-Yngs

[delsaner]

I mean, who in the world makes pool tubes the game piece without having water in the game?! HONESTLY.

[Billfred]

Trying this again--don't eat it this time, Safari!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

<G09> allows POSSESSION of one game piece. It doesn't say anything about the human player being possessed.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by The Cyborg

And it looks like Cody was caught red-handed.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Wayne Doenges
3) bobwrit
4) rsisk
5) EricH
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Vermeulen
8) delsaner

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Steve W

And now the test. Which has more hot air, Cody or the tube? Results to follow shortly.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	128
GaryVoshol	126
Taylor	124
lingomaniac88	113
Ryan Simpson	112
EricH	108
rsisk	103
Don Rotolo	103
rtfgnow	93
kramarczyk	89
Travis Hoffman	81
Karibou	74
Mr. Pockets	63
Al Skierkiewicz	61
Wayne Doenges	59
AndyB	56
BrendanB	42
Akash Rastogi	39
delsaner	36
dodar	36
Chris is me	33
Katie_UPS	33
Barry Bonzack	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	25
rocketperson44	24
jmanela	19
bobwrit	18
Barngirl425	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
The Cyborg	13
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Vermeulen	12
Steve W	9
DRAKE343	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
Dan Swando	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
JackG	3
Josh Fox	3
kstl99	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Mrs.Drake343	2
Phoenix Spud	2
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
cziggy343	1
dman14	1
Graham Donaldson	1
Lil' Lavery	1
N7UJJ	1
Q. Sheets	1
rcmolloy	1
Schnabel	1
Spiffizzle	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!