CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #307

[Ryan Simpson]

Shortly after this picture was taken, a little boy learned to count in base 9.

[Karibou]

"So if I go to the bathroom here, pretty sparkly smoke will come out? Cool!"

[kramarczyk]

Travis during his recruiting speech: Look, if you want to be an athlete on a successful Cleveland team your only real choice is to be a math-lete.

[Billfred]

Time for some Monday morning judging!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

[Ralphie is visiting Travis at the Buckeye Regional, only he can't remember what he wanted]
Travis: How about a nice button?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Button? Button? What's a button? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'button'.
Travis: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A button? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved off the robot, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Delphi E.L.I.T.E Forty Eight 2010 Model Robot!
Travis: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by delsaner

Kid on bot: Travis, why is that board made of wood?
Travis: Well, we did not have enough money to buy metal.
Kid: Why?
Travis: Well... because we did not do enough fund-raising.
Kid: Why?
Travis: *sigh* Because the economy is terrible this year.
Kid: Why?
Travis: .....I dont know. I do not know why the economy is bad.
Kid: Why?
Travis: Because I did not take any economy classes.
Kid: Why?
Travis: Because I did not have any interest in economics!
Kid: Why?
Travis: *repeatedly bangs head on workbench*

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) GaryVoshol
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Josh Fox
5) Spiffizzle
6) Karibou
7) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by kramarczyk

Travis during his recruiting speech: Look, if you want to be an athlete on a successful Cleveland team your only real choice is to be a math-lete.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	130
GaryVoshol	128
Taylor	126
Ryan Simpson	113
lingomaniac88	113
rsisk	113
EricH	109
Don Rotolo	104
rtfgnow	94
kramarczyk	92
Travis Hoffman	81
Karibou	76
Mr. Pockets	63
Al Skierkiewicz	63
Wayne Doenges	59
AndyB	56
BrendanB	43
delsaner	41
Akash Rastogi	39
dodar	36
Katie_UPS	34
Chris is me	33
Barry Bonzack	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	25
rocketperson44	24
jmanela	19
bobwrit	18
Barngirl425	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
The Cyborg	13
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Vermeulen	12
Steve W	9
DRAKE343	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
Josh Fox	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
Dan Swando	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
JackG	3
kstl99	3
Spiffizzle	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Mrs.Drake343	2
Phoenix Spud	2
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
cziggy343	1
dman14	1
Graham Donaldson	1
Lil' Lavery	1
N7UJJ	1
Q. Sheets	1
rcmolloy	1
Schnabel	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1
nighterfighter	1

Onward!