"Quotes" that were said during build season

[timytamy]

Me: There's too much wireless interferance!!!
Other Student: Well you are in a wireless research laboratry...
Me: We are building a faraday cage for off season!!!

[Phoenix Spud]

Originally Posted by timytamy

Me: There's too much wireless interferance!!!
Other Student: Well you are in a wireless research laboratry...
Me: We are building a faraday cage for off season!!!

Next day when we arrive to see if we were just having interference problems...

Me to Timytamy: "Did you bring the cage?"

[plnyyanks]

(after dropping screwdriver on robot)
...it's not like i'm going to throw my robot at the screwdriver! <pause>...

did you bring your air compressor, we have to raise the pressure in here

[plnyyanks]

<looking inside gearbox>
it looks mushy....it's mush
(said completely seriously)

[FlyingD662]

From our safety captain:
"There's nothing more demeaning than writing up your own accident report..."

"Ok, so the number one rule for the build space is: Measure once, cut twice."

On a very LONG and seemingly unproductive Thursday at the Colorado Regional:
"So what are the programmers doing NOW??"
"They're fixing the problem, I believe."
"Oh, so they finally figured it out?"
"Yeah, they were pulling out the battery on the computer and they dropped it, so they put it back in and now everything works fine..."

[IFB662]

Originally Posted by FlyingD662

From our safety captain:
"There's nothing more demeaning than writing up your own accident report..."

"Ok, so the number one rule for the build space is: Measure once, cut twice."

On a very LONG and seemingly unproductive Thursday at the Colorado Regional:
"So what are the programmers doing NOW??"
"They're fixing the problem, I believe."
"Oh, so they finally figured it out?"
"Yeah, they were pulling out the battery on the computer and they dropped it, so they put it back in and now everything works fine..."

those are good flyinD but my fav from our team was

mentor: you guys should file down those edges on the bot.

weeks later

safety inspector: you guys are going to need to file down those edges before i sign off.

[FlyingD662]

haha! IFB... Then there's always this moment to remember:

Russell (driver): *sigh* this is just not going in!
Me: Its supposed to fit!
Russell: Who measured? Patches?
Me: OH. Ill make a new one...

AND

Russell: This looks like a job for THE TOOL OF PERSUATION!
Me: Ahh, yes, I knew that it would eventually come to this.
Freshman: The what?!?
Me: Russell's tool of persuation.
Freshman: THE WHAT?!?
Russell: The big rubber mallet.

[IFB662]

"this hill didn't seem so big when we were walking to chiles"

"Malinda lets stand over there so we don't kill software"

[Sincrum]

At competition this year, the robot stopped working on the field... Get it back to the pits to find, missing a sprocket, it was on there when we took the robot to the field, but not there now. There was an "um guys where's the sprocket" moment there.

[Dragon Princess]

My favorite from this years team annual Picnic.

Me-"Why do we have to build the grills?"
Sam-"Because we're the Robotics team"
Me-"It's 90 out, these grills are black and I'm starting to burn. I know we're robotics, isn't it more FIRST to order pizza and Mountain dew?"
Rob-"While it would be to see what the sun actually looks like. Stop whining and find out where all these extra parts belong!"

Turns out we can build a Robot in 6 weeks, but we can't follow the directions to make a grill. They held up without duct tape, it was an up from last year!

[Barngirl425]

NJ Announcer

-now starts the 2 minutes of driver controlled chaos
-Parallel Universe blocking the shot not really wise cause they are on the same alliance but interesting strategy
-102 trying to take out our ref that I would advise against
-102 hit the bullseye unfortunatly the goal is underneath it

[Phoenix Spud]

While cleaning up our mech lab to pass OHS standards, one of the students was in charge of putting everything onto our shelves...

Student: "Now, if we just mark every shelf "misc" it will be organised!"

[548swimmer]

--Hey guys, is the robot ready?
--Nope, it's still broken. Unless we fixed it.
--Alright. Wait, what?

[Madman503]

our coach was a soccer player and was trying to show off when we were cleaning up the field and just about to leave.

Mr. Hepler:"ok, i'm gonna try to slightly curve it through the tower and into the goal". He kicks the ball it flies strait up and shatters a flood light.
Me:"well i guess were not leaving just yet".

after 3 hours of talking later...

Me:"ok, well we should be going. Mr. hepler can you help me take these lights to my car?"
Mr. Hepler:"sure"...hits the door and drops yet another flood light...
Me: *sighs* ill get the broom...

[Mrs.Drake343]

This may have been said...not reading all the posts!

This was said this week at Lego camp by one of our robotic's students:

"Too many engineers spoil the robot!"