CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #310

[Billfred]

Before I have to cross a 100-degree lot to get to work...working on a 100-degree lot!

The scores after the last round:

JaneYoung	133
Taylor	133
GaryVoshol	131
Ryan Simpson	125
rsisk	119
Don Rotolo	116
lingomaniac88	113
EricH	113
rtfgnow	96
kramarczyk	95
Travis Hoffman	81
Karibou	81
Al Skierkiewicz	67
Mr. Pockets	63
Wayne Doenges	62
AndyB	56
BrendanB	45
delsaner	41
Akash Rastogi	39
Katie_UPS	38
dodar	38
Chris is me	33
Barry Bonzack	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	27
rocketperson44	24
jmanela	19
bobwrit	18
Barngirl425	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
The Cyborg	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Vermeulen	12
Steve W	11
DRAKE343	8
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
Josh Fox	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
Dan Swando	4
kstl99	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
JackG	3
Spiffizzle	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Mrs.Drake343	2
Phoenix Spud	2
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
cziggy343	1
dman14	1
Graham Donaldson	1
Lil' Lavery	1
N7UJJ	1
nighterfighter	1
Q. Sheets	1
rcmolloy	1
Schnabel	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33562

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Karibou]

How many seconds does it take to get all of the alliance captains to the center of the regolith? The crowd will never know...

[Taylor]

Referee: This is no time to play duck-duck-goose; we've got a regional to finish!

[EricH]

Head ref: "OK, guys, here are the rule changes for the finals. You have a timeout... What's he looking at?"

guy looking into space: "Oh, I'm just checking the scores from the final elimination match."

[548swimmer]

Ref: Why is there always a cape...

[ATannahill]

The number on each of your bibs is the number of times you may look away. Number 1, you have used your only chance now pay attention.

[GaryVoshol]

Alliance Captain #1 - What, there's girls out in the stands?

[rsisk]

Head ref: I don't know how you did it, but when ended up with an 8 way tie for first. Any ideas how to break the tie?

Red shirt: The team that can guess the .01 friction coefficient of smooth wheels on regolith. Oh dang.
Yellow cape: We could go with the best dressed team captain looks around, naw, that won't work.
Red cape: I'm sorry could you repeat the question?
Shoulder stare: Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me.
Crossed arms: I wonder if I can see my gf in the stands
Red hair: The team that can recite pi to the most number of digits?
Blue shirt: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock?

[Steve W]

Ref : All right contestants. You will have 2:15 minutes to eat as much spaghetti as you can. We have last years reigning champ trying to defend his title. Remember that the floor is clean and we want it that way when finished. Any questions?

[DonRotolo]

(Head ref) "OK, you all have your bibs on, now we'll bring out the lobsters and settle this like men."

(Ref in white stripes) "There's gonna be a slaughter here..."

[NPOE]Nutcrackers for everyone![/NPOE]

[BrendanB]

Head ref: "Okay, we understand your concerns about the blue alliance stations as they keep fading in and out of communication throughout the weekend. So we will do quick rounds of rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to be the red alliance in their matches."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Hey wait, my dad knows the answer to this one! He grew up in the sixties!

[JaneYoung]

King: Repeat after me, you're all individuals.

Teams: We're all individuals.

Ref: Ok guys, you're all alliances. King, if you start with the Monty Python mentality as a strategy, you'll be seeing red. No yellow. No red. No yellow...

King: I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights...

Teams: But only when they're green.

Ref: This is going to be a lonnnnng day.

[Chris is me]

[Man looking away] Ugh, when's this speech over, alliance selection's starting soon!

[Josh Drake]

Guy looking up:
"Is that a giant microscope lense?"

King:
"Look down like the rest of us! We don't want them to know that we know we're being watched! Now ACT NORMAL!!!"

Head referee:
"We need to get the nanobots back out on the slide before they get suspicious."

Red hair captain:
"Remember, random movements."

Red cape captain:
"That's the easy part!"