CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #311

[Billfred]

Quick, before I run off to jury duty!

The scores after the last round:

JaneYoung	138
Taylor	135
GaryVoshol	133
Ryan Simpson	126
rsisk	121
Don Rotolo	118
EricH	115
lingomaniac88	113
rtfgnow	106
kramarczyk	95
Karibou	82
Travis Hoffman	81
Al Skierkiewicz	68
Mr. Pockets	63
Wayne Doenges	63
AndyB	56
BrendanB	47
delsaner	41
Akash Rastogi	39
Katie_UPS	38
dodar	38
Chris is me	33
Barry Bonzack	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	27
rocketperson44	24
jmanela	19
bobwrit	18
Barngirl425	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
The Cyborg	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Vermeulen	12
Steve W	12
DRAKE343	10
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
Josh Fox	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
Dan Swando	4
kstl99	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
JackG	3
Spiffizzle	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Mrs.Drake343	2
Phoenix Spud	2
548swimmer	1
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
cziggy343	1
dman14	1
Graham Donaldson	1
Lil' Lavery	1
N7UJJ	1
nighterfighter	1
Q. Sheets	1
rcmolloy	1
Schnabel	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

And the picture (quite fitting, don't you think?):

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24483

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[ATannahill]

At least they didn't take my goofy shirt.

[Zflash]

Four Years ago a crack robotic unit was sent to prison by a robotics court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the New Jersey underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as roboticist of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Raider Robotix

[rsisk]

Busted for violating the laws of good fashion sense.

[dodar]

DANG HIPPIES! Always attaching themselves to everything!

[Taylor]

What? In Jersey, you need to keep things safe!

[EricH]

Police methods for catching FIRSTers who break the laws:

1: Summon them to surrender.
2: Send Big Mike after them. After the bearhug, they're stunned, and therefore easy to arrest.
3: Send in an undercover cop. He's right there in the middle of the picture, in black and silver.

[GaryVoshol]

Yeah, just try getting THAT past the TSA when you go check in at the airport!

[DonRotolo]

As they say: What happens in Vegas stays in Jersey.

Originally Posted by Taylor

What? In Jersey, you need to keep things safe!

Indeed, that thing would have "fallen off the truck" hours ago...

[JaneYoung]

There's just something about 25.

It's like their ideas are off the cuff, sometimes. They don't seem to connect what they do with their successes and trophies but really - you just never know; they may have a lot on the ball. I think they've locked up the whole concept of evil strategies and then there's that whole 'running on empty' theme that keeps their dream alive. It's probably wrong to police their actions, although - robots and bodybuilders really makes them appear to have a lock on - out there, just out there. Truth is - no one can deny that they have their fans and they tend to take the road less traveled. That's what makes them 25 and we wouldn't want it any other way.

[Travis Hoffman]

25's response to FIRST's latest Email Blast requiring all veteran teams to *donate* all their old trophies back to FIRST HQ. The blast goes on to state how FIRST will "repurpose" these old trophies as a cost savings, handing them out to new winning teams to avoid buying new ones.

[Karibou]

So why isn't Dave being arrested too? For being evil, carrying a banana, and wearing a goofier shirt.

[Ryan Simpson]

Corey and Bharat: If you let us go, we'll give you our shirts...
Police Officer: Deal

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay--was held up yesterday. On with the results!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

Police methods for catching FIRSTers who break the laws:

1: Summon them to surrender.
2: Send Big Mike after them. After the bearhug, they're stunned, and therefore easy to arrest.
3: Send in an undercover cop. He's right there in the middle of the picture, in black and silver.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

As they say: What happens in Vegas stays in Jersey.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Zflash
2) dodar
3) JaneYoung
4) GaryVoshol
5) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

Busted for violating the laws of good fashion sense.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	140
Taylor	137
GaryVoshol	135
Ryan Simpson	127
EricH	125
rsisk	124
Don Rotolo	123
lingomaniac88	113
rtfgnow	107
kramarczyk	95
Karibou	83
Travis Hoffman	82
Al Skierkiewicz	68
Mr. Pockets	63
Wayne Doenges	63
AndyB	56
BrendanB	47
delsaner	41
dodar	40
Akash Rastogi	39
Katie_UPS	38
Chris is me	33
Barry Bonzack	31
NorviewsVeteran	29
Rich Wong	27
rocketperson44	24
jmanela	19
bobwrit	18
Barngirl425	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
The Cyborg	14
MissInformation	13
Daniel_LaFleur	12
Vermeulen	12
Steve W	12
DRAKE343	10
Matt Attallah	7
CHI DONG08	7
cooker52	5
Josh Fox	5
skimoose	5
RMiller	5
J93Wagner	5
KarenH	4
Dan Swando	4
kstl99	4
nitneylion452	4
FinleyM	3
Greg Needel	3
JackG	3
Spiffizzle	3
Cynette	3
Kage	3
rulesall2	3
Austin H	2
Boydean	2
Jared341	2
O'Sancheski	2
Rick TYler	2
Tito H.	2
Zflash	2
Mrs.Drake343	2
Phoenix Spud	2
548swimmer	1
andrew348	1
basicxman	1
Chief Pride	1
Cody Carey	1
cziggy343	1
dman14	1
Graham Donaldson	1
Lil' Lavery	1
N7UJJ	1
nighterfighter	1
Q. Sheets	1
rcmolloy	1
Schnabel	1
Stephen of REX	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!