You know you've overdosed on FIRST when...

[Basel A]

...when by now, if someone says "Holy Cow!" you wonder if there's been a 1538 sighting

...when you want to hop whenever the numbers 503 or 33 come up

...when you want to bang on the nearest glass whenever 494 comes up

...when nerd alerts are in fact necessary every day at 11:37 pm

...when you realize you have an inherent dislike for 2009 due to the L-word (the game-that-must-not-be-named)

...when you get home from the championship past midnight and wish you could skip forward to kickoff

...when you've developed a tolerance for Mountain Dew