CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #319

[DonRotolo]

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Mark Ivey will be that man; better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."

Team 2108 did it, but to their chagrin, they found that they overshot the allowable budget by some $5,996,500.00

[kstl99]

Most of the members of the Awkward Turtle team knew better than to attend a meeting the night after Mark went to the annual chili festival...

[JaneYoung]

Mentor: Gene Kelly, you say? Bah!
Umbrella, you think? Ha!

If you really want to dance - I mean - really - want to dance -
find a robot - then you'll fly.

Well, er... when the robot goes for the bar, you just hang on for the ride.

[delsaner]

Mr. Ivey: 25... 26... 27... 28...

Off-camera student: What in the world are you doing?

Mr. Ivey: Pull-ups. I have to get toned.

Off-camera student: Oohhhh, beach season coming up?

Mr. Ivey: Beach season??? Pssh, why would I want to get ripped for the beach? Everyone knows that Robo-Prom is where its at.

[Ryan Simpson]

Hopefully, he won't fall down. While they may be able to hang, Awkward Turtles are not known for their self-righting abilities.

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay--consider it an invocation of the Billfred Is Working To Cook His Mother/Brother/Girlfriend A Lovely Meatloaf Dinner Too Much Rule. (Successfully too!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Mark Ivey will be that man; better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."

Team 2108 did it, but to their chagrin, they found that they overshot the allowable budget by some $5,996,500.00

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

Hopefully, he won't fall down. While they may be able to hang, Awkward Turtles are not known for their self-righting abilities.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) GaryVoshol
3) Wayne Doenges
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) rtfgnow

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by kstl99

Most of the members of the Awkward Turtle team knew better than to attend a meeting the night after Mark went to the annual chili festival...

(Fittingly, the fire alarms just went off in my old building where I'm camped out to judge the contest. Just a drill, no sweat...but blame USC Fire Safety for delaying the results another five minutes.)

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	28
EricH	22
Karibou	19
Don Rotolo	18
Wayne Doenges	16
Purple	15
Taylor	14
Chris is me	12
delsaner	12
GaryVoshol	11
JaneYoung	11
rsisk	11
Barry Bonzack	10
kstl99	9
Al Skierkiewicz	8
rtfgnow	8
dodar	7
Katie_UPS	7
Vermeulen	6
Alex Cormier	6
skimoose	4
kenavt	4
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Lee Reid 3136	2
kramarczyk	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1

Onward!