CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #325

[ATannahill]

Eni meenie miney moo, heck, I'll take them all.

[JaneYoung]

The True Story Of The Grinch Before He Became Famous And Had A Big Fat Sleigh That Tilted - And Max :

Nervous (but colorful) bystanding Who from Who-ville:
I sure hope these elves come up with a Connect-The-Tots game pretty quick, otherwise we will never find them under all of these toys. Then it'll be Toys For Lost Tots.

Oh really? said the Grinch ...

The End ... until the sequel when the Grinch gets really greedy and his sleigh really tilts - and Max.

[GaryVoshol]

All this stuff, and I still can't find an Orbit Ball.

[Chris is me]

"KoP distribution is a lot weirder than I remember..."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

You mean I can have whatever I can carry out?!? This really is Christmas!

[Wayne Doenges]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Warehouse, everyone was stirring because...IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND NONE OF THE GIFTS WERE WRAPPED OR LOADED ON SANTA'S SLED!!!!

[kstl99]

Oh goodie! My Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator!

[DonRotolo]

The aftermath of the Toys-R-Us explosion...

[OmerSD]

Student in Santa hat: Too bad it's not FIRST Barbie League..

[RoboDesigners]

Student in Santa Hat: Yep, our team wanted to increase our public image, so we asked around at tournaments what we could do to make our pit area better.
Student in Tree Hat: What was suggested?
Student in Santa Hat: More give-aways! I think we might have enough!

[Karibou]

So the 2011 KoP consists entirely of children's toys? I guess Andy Baker really is a kid at heart...

[Ryan Simpson]

This is proof that Santa has transitioned well into the 21st century. Look at how efficiently he sorted all of those toys! And letters are a thing of the past, because now you can now e-mail him!