With a Little Duct-Tape We Could...

[Akash Rastogi]

....fix the oil spill better than BP

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[Taylor]

... finish our hoversegway (please no Jimi Heselden jokes)
... bring the championships to Indianapolis
... understand the DOGMA algorithm
... change the culture
... do the math!

[BrendanB]

... find more orbit balls
... get a game hint
... shut Justin Bieber's mouth

[PAR_WIG1350]

... Go to eleven

(or higher)

[DonRotolo]

...build our OWN Andy Baker.

[JaneYoung]

Originally Posted by Taylor

... understand the DOGMA algorithm

Duct tape increases understanding?! I had no idea. Maybe we could apply it to some of the threads that go awry.

[nighterfighter]

...fix Windows' Sticky Keys

[PAR_WIG1350]

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Maybe we could apply it to some of the threads that go awry.

Yes, duct-tape is excellent at preventing fabrics from fraying.

[kstl99]

Eliminate a unibrow, according to one of my daughters. (OUCH)

[synth3tk]

Have a really good prank on our hands.

[hallk]

...Win a scholarship

[Phoenix Spud]

...find a team name

[synth3tk]

...figure out Dave's hints every year. Or shut him up from October-December each year.

[KaitlynL]

... end world hunger
... prevent people from losing the game

[cgmv123]

...survive on a deserted island. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV79et5lglI)