CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #328

[ATannahill]

2 point penalty for poor coach dancing.

[Taylor]

Dancin' Dave: If anybody needs me, you know where I'll be.

[DonRotolo]

Ladies... and Gentlemen.. may I have... your attention... please...
My name... is Dave... and I have... a story for you...
There once was... a little bunny...
and he was happily... hopping in the woods...

[EricH]

"I'll be back in a while, folks. Wouldn't use the restroom for a while, either--give the smell time to clear out."

[GaryVoshol]

"There are only 2 genders. Engineers do not get a separate bathroom."

[Katie_UPS]

"Folks, the bathrooms are THIS way!"

[rsisk]

Dude in the team shirt is still trying to perfect the 2-finger hand raise. Dave nailed it, but he has had more practice.

[JaneYoung]

Never one to dance around issues, rules, or penalties, Dave lets the crowd know that neither men nor women will cross or cut the line for bathroom breaks, that robots who hang well deserve points, and that we should all give peace a chance - except if we try to cut line. Then we're toast. Simple.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

At some events there just isn't enough volunteers. Here you see that head ref has been enlisted to keep things moving in the only functioning restroom facilities. Please volunteer so this won't happen again, won't you?

[Wayne Doenges]

Dave: "I have a Tower for two, no waitng."

[Ryan Simpson]

Scissors beats paper for the win, and the crowd goes wild!

[Karibou]

Driver: "So...uhh...since when can our robot do THAT, and how do we get it down?"