CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #328

[Wayne Doenges]

Dave: "I have a Tower for two, no waitng."

[Ryan Simpson]

Scissors beats paper for the win, and the crowd goes wild!

[Karibou]

Driver: "So...uhh...since when can our robot do THAT, and how do we get it down?"

[Billfred]

Alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Never one to dance around issues, rules, or penalties, Dave lets the crowd know that neither men nor women will cross or cut the line for bathroom breaks, that robots who hang well deserve points, and that we should all give peace a chance - except if we try to cut line. Then we're toast. Simple.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

At some events there just isn't enough volunteers. Here you see that head ref has been enlisted to keep things moving in the only functioning restroom facilities. Please volunteer so this won't happen again, won't you?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) Don Rotolo
3) rsisk
4) Karibou
5) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

"I'll be back in a while, folks. Wouldn't use the restroom for a while, either--give the smell time to clear out."

Which means the scores are:

EricH	50
Taylor	48
Karibou	47
Ryan Simpson	43
Wayne Doenges	39
JaneYoung	36
Don Rotolo	35
Al Skierkiewicz	34
GaryVoshol	31
rsisk	31
dodar	22
kstl99	20
rtfgnow	20
Chris is me	15
kramarczyk	15
Purple	15
Katie_UPS	13
delsaner	12
Barry Bonzack	10
Lee Reid 3136	10
skimoose	8
Vermeulen	7
kenavt	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
BrendanB	3
OmerSD	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!