CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #330

[KarenH]

"No... really... Beach Bot can't go surfing. It can't even run on sand. It plays soccer.... Yes, SOCCER! But not in the sand. No.... it doesn't play volleyball either... <sigh> It's a ROBOT, not a beach rat!"

[ATannahill]

Your honor, as the robot's representative, I assure you that he did not pin his opponent for more than five seconds.

YOU LIE!

[BrendanB]

Judge: "So 294 you were aware that 330 was using government property at the playground to practice hanging?"

294: "Yes, yes we did your honor."

Judge: "Carl do we have any rules on who gets to use the states playgrounds?"

330: "If we had more funding we could afford to build our own practice fields."

[DonRotolo]

Well, yes, these robots were parked illegally. No, sir, they weren't speeding. 12 feet per second, sir. Well, sir, the Krispy Kreme store had the HOT sign on, and one of our mentors...

[NPOE] if you can't win, at least make 'em suffer...[/NPOE]

[Karibou]

Get out of Caption Contest #330, Team 294. You are not Team 330, you are 294,

(it's a stretch, but a reference to this meme)

[Ryan Simpson]

Judge: "Teams 294 and 330: You are both suspected on charges of conspiracy and fraud. How do you plea?"

294 and 330: "Not guilty. What did we even do?"

Judge: "We all saw that 6v0 match."

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

Judge: "Teams 294 and 330: You are both suspected on charges of conspiracy and fraud. How do you plea?"

294 and 330: "Not guilty. What did we even do?"

Judge: "We all saw that 6v0 match."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Council President: "We'd like to give you a token of recognition. Each team will be presented our commemorative flag, 'Celebrating 40 Years of Beach Culture'."

Student: "Our goal is to change the culture ..."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) BrendanB
2) EricH
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Taylor
5) rsisk
6) rtfgnow

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Well, yes, these robots were parked illegally. No, sir, they weren't speeding. 12 feet per second, sir. Well, sir, the Krispy Kreme store had the HOT sign on, and one of our mentors...

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	55
Karibou	53
EricH	53
Taylor	52
Wayne Doenges	41
Don Rotolo	39
Al Skierkiewicz	38
GaryVoshol	38
JaneYoung	38
rsisk	35
rtfgnow	32
dodar	25
kstl99	22
Chris is me	15
kramarczyk	15
Purple	15
Katie_UPS	13
delsaner	12
Lee Reid 3136	11
Barry Bonzack	10
kenavt	9
skimoose	8
Vermeulen	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
BrendanB	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
OmerSD	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
KarenH	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!