World's Worst

[delsaner]

"Square shaft in a circular hole."

World's worst athlete.

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by delsaner

"Square shaft in a circular hole."

World's worst athlete.

"I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

World's worst social networking website designer

[Taylor]

"Okay you guys, think the world's ready for TeamEdward.com?"

World's worst thread resurrection

[Ryan Simpson]

"Go back a page."

World's worst ninja.

[Lee Reid 3136]

http://xkcd.com/486/

World's Worst Person to be stuck on a deserted island with

[NorviewsVeteran]

"So.... ever watch Lost?"


World's worst advertiser

[Brianna]

"For just three easy payments of $19.99, you receive not one, not two, but THREE CD's of Justin Beiber's Greatest Hits. Guaranteed to give you constant headaches or your money back!

world's worst speller

[BJC]

During a spelling bee...

um... can I have the definition?{def is given} um... can I have it in a sentance? {sentance is given} um... what is the orgin of the word? {orgin is given} um... Can I have the definition {no) um... "Q" ummmm "Q" ummmmm another "Q" ummmmm a "M" annnnnd "the batman symbol!" {I'm sorry, your word was "cat" please sit down.}

Worlds worst material to make a robot out of?

[PAR_WIG1350]

"..." - granite doesn't talk, alternatively, "I'd rather be a counter top"

Originally Posted by delsaner

"Square shaft in a circular hole."

what about epoxying a round shaft in gearbox output with an internal hex bore? I hope it work's because it's too late to fix it now.

Worlds worst physicist.

[Taylor]

Whoever designs the ACME products for Wile E. Coyote.

World's worst window washer

[RoboDesigners]

[sound of smearing]
Car owner: "Are you sure you wash windows with the palm of you're hand?"
Washer: "Yep"

World's Worst robot
(not builder, and assuming the robot can talk)

[BJC]

Originally Posted by RoboDesigners

[sound of smearing]
World's Worst robot
(not builder, and assuming the robot can talk)

"Holy cow I can talk... and I'm self aware! [Falls apart]

Worlds worst party planner

[BrendanB]

Originally Posted by BJC

"Holy cow I can talk... and I'm self aware! [Falls apart]

Worlds worst party planner

"Surprise, I forgot to invite anyone!"


Worlds worst politician.

[EricH]

"...I've been approached by 15 different groups of constituents asking me to vote no on this bill. I'm voting yes because they don't know what's best for them. They won't be able to recall me, either."

World's worst comedian.

[Phoenix Spud]

"...and in the end everyone died."

World's worst reporter