CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #333

[Billfred]

You'll need like three tie-dye shirts to do well here.

The scores after the last round:

Ryan Simpson	68
Karibou	59
EricH	56
Taylor	56
JaneYoung	50
Wayne Doenges	43
Don Rotolo	42
Al Skierkiewicz	41
GaryVoshol	41
rsisk	41
rtfgnow	37
dodar	25
kstl99	22
Chris is me	15
kramarczyk	15
Purple	15
Katie_UPS	13
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
Lee Reid 3136	11
skimoose	11
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
KarenH	3
OmerSD	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
Phoenix Spud	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23748

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

The real reason why no teams could score in the blue goal during practice: it was rigged so they couldn't. Here we see the field crew fixing it after somebody "fixed" it. Who remains a mystery, though the FIRST Field Police suspect an inside job based on this photo.

In an unrelated note, nobody has yet been able to translate the message seen in the window. It is widely supposed that it contains the identity of the person responsible for the field scoring system for the 2006 game, and has been scrambled to protect his or her identity.

[rsisk]

Remember those Chinese Thumb traps you had when you were a kid?



Well, it takes something much more complex to trap an FTA.

[GaryVoshol]

After interminable delays while the stepladder was brought out and the goal cleared, the pokey-pokey stick was introduced.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Shhhhhh! We will tell him in a while that he is putting the chains in backwards! It is payback for all the trouble he gave us in committee meetings. In the meantime just smile and nod."

[ATannahill]

I swear, someone had to have put butter on these things.

[Taylor]

I can see Montana's Green Heights from here!

[JaneYoung]

FTA hollering down from the ladder:
Ok guys - quit messing around and get back to work. I mean it.

FTA mumbling to himself:
Orifice, schmorifice - why does the field crew always link everything I'm doing to bad puns? This is just a really big hole. Seriously.

[Brianna]

Not maintaining three contact points....Hopefully the Safety Judges don't see this!

[DonRotolo]

Here we see the FTA jumping through hoops trying to 'score' with the ladies.

[NPOE]As I pull ahead of Al, Jane jumps wildly ahead and Ryan... well, Ryan leaves us ALL in the dust...[/NPOE]

[Phoenix Spud]

You put your right hand in,
you put your right hand out,
your put your right hand in and you shake it all about,
you score a few points and practice G-P,
'cause that's what it's all about!

[Wayne Doenges]

Photographer; "Do you think Billfred will use this picture in the "Caption the Photo" contest?"
FTA: "I don't think so. It doesn't show anything."
Student on right: "Well it has me looking up for no reason."
Student on left: "Well there's Billfred. Let's ask him."

[Karibou]

FTA: "I need more zip ties..."
Student: "Why?"
FTA: "Well...we're missing a chain."

[skimoose]

FTA: "Well here's your problem! We just need to..."

Student on left: "What's that. Do I hear shooters winding up! Incoming!!!!"

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

I can see Montana's Green Heights from here!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

After interminable delays while the stepladder was brought out and the goal cleared, the pokey-pokey stick was introduced.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Don Rotolo
2) Karibou
3) skimoose
4) EricH
5) Brianna

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

"Shhhhhh! We will tell him in a while that he is putting the chains in backwards! It is payback for all the trouble he gave us in committee meetings. In the meantime just smile and nod."

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	68
Taylor	66
Karibou	61
EricH	58
JaneYoung	51
GaryVoshol	46
Al Skierkiewicz	44
Wayne Doenges	44
Don Rotolo	44
rsisk	42
rtfgnow	38
dodar	25
kstl99	22
Chris is me	15
kramarczyk	15
Purple	15
skimoose	13
Katie_UPS	13
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
Lee Reid 3136	11
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
RoboDesigners	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
JackG	3
KarenH	3
OmerSD	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Brianna	2
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
EricS-Team180	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!