Did anybody actually read?

[Ian Curtis]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

We're having a hard time filling the orders for Unobtanium. Seems like the only place we can find it is on this far-away planet with floating mountains and 10-foot-tall blue people. Our staff tells me that much of this is buried under a really large tree. I dunno why they don't just blow up the tree, pay off the natives, and ship it back here. Darn suppliers!

Andy B.

I'm a little disappointed that teams were not given the option of a free Turbo Encabulator. We've got some legacy hardware and a Retro encabulator just won't do.