CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338

[Billfred]

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	81
Ryan Simpson	77
EricH	66
Karibou	65
GaryVoshol	63
Don Rotolo	59
JaneYoung	57
Al Skierkiewicz	51
Wayne Doenges	49
rsisk	49
rtfgnow	43
dodar	27
kstl99	22
JackG	18
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	14
Lee Reid 3136	13
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	7
KarenH	7
RoboDesigners	6
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
Bill_B	5
efoote868	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
OmerSD	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
Travis Hoffman	2
BJC	2
EricS-Team180	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
theprgramerdude	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35972

As always, the deadline is theoretically kinda possibly Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Did you ever play "Reach out and touch someone" with a Van de Graaff generator and a few chairs? This is the same game with a new twist. Yep, winters in Michigan can get pretty brutal. C'mere little boy!

[rsisk]

Left alone to guard the new robot, this unfortunate freshman was never seen again.

[Ryan Simpson]

<not an entry>

Billfred, I believe that you forgot to give Taylor his 3 points for last week's burn award.

(Even though it'll put me a bit further back in 2nd place, I figured that this should be fixed )

</not an entry>

[EricH]

A robot is worth 30 points elevated above 12". But the programmer who puts code onto the base robot is worth -30 points per bruise inflicted by robots attempting to get that 30-point bonus, which explains why no robots have even attempted the bonus in the last couple of years.

[GaryVoshol]

Yes, newbies, there really was a time when robots were allowed to expand beyond their frame perimeters.

[ATannahill]

Darn robot, I may be short, but you still can't beat me at keep away.

[Karibou]

Ref: "I'm sorry, but Mountain Dew is not an acceptable power source. Unfortunately, you elevated programmer will not score points."

[Bill_B]

Before there were high 5's there were high zeroes. >>swaaaack<<

[JackG]

"No seriously! The robot said that if I sat on its lap it would tell me a story!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Student: "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting mentors with my ACME ring-capture robot model #33."

[Travis Hoffman]

It took 3 days to scrape what was left of this kid off the wall after the Robonauts of Hazzard saw those ramps.

[Taylor]

[npoe]Billfred, you should give Ryan Simpson 5 points for just being a great guy. [/npoe]
Pictured: a regulation FRC robot, powered by standard 12v battery.
Also shown: a regulation FRC student, powered by standard Mountain Dew.

[DonRotolo]

Al's misguided attempt to "make the robot street-legal".

[JaneYoung]

Ramping up the chick magnet effect - like bees to honey.