CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #338

[Ryan Simpson]

Buy Team 33's 2007 robot, the product that can do 1,000,000 different things! It's perfect for your (really) late holiday shopping needs!


-Run it in a parade
-Use it as an Aim High goal
-Need a coaster? It can do that too
-Convert it into an inner tube shrine
-Move the arm down a bit, and use it as a basketball hoop
We can't think of another 999,995 functions, but we're sure that you can!


But wait, there's more!

If you call now, you will receive not one, but TWO inner tubes! That's two inner tubes for the price of one!
(All inner tubes will have no more that 2 holes)


Nowhere else will you have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this!
This KILLER machine will BEE worth your money!
So call 1-800-KILLER-B to buy the robot that's been generating all the latest BUZZ.


*Warning: Team 33, it's sponsors, and FIRST® Robotics are not liable for any damage this robot may cause to your household furniture or any body parts that are cut off during the operation of this machine.
**Batteries not included**