CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #339

[Billfred]

Kilroy Kickoff is here!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	86
Ryan Simpson	79
GaryVoshol	73
EricH	68
Karibou	67
Don Rotolo	60
JaneYoung	58
Al Skierkiewicz	52
Wayne Doenges	51
rsisk	50
rtfgnow	44
dodar	27
kstl99	22
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	14
Lee Reid 3136	13
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
Bill_B	10
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	7
KarenH	7
RoboDesigners	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Travis Hoffman	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
EricS-Team180	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31492

As always, the deadline is theoretically kinda sorta possibly if we're not all too busy reading the manual Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[dodar]

Girl: I'm so tired.....

Robot: You think you are tired?!? Try being shoved into a crate w/o any light and being moved and bumped around for a week then getting left in some arena till you guys show up. Then I get tinkered with and thrown onto the field to battle like some gladiator.

Girl: No! I've had to take care of the scouting, the food for all the pit crew members and drive team AND show team spirit!

Robot:...ok you can sleep

[rsisk]

It's always a touching moment when kids send their robot off to their FIRST competition.

[Karibou]

After weeks of hard work, someone needs a hug.

Oh, you thought I was talking about the girl?

[ATannahill]

LEGGO my ROBO!

[Taylor]

Taking the RoboProm to a whole 'nother level.

[GaryVoshol]

Scenes like this happen all around the world on Ship Date - and no, she's not sleeping!

It used to be you shut the robot up in a dark box and sent it away from home. Now with Bag-n-Tag, you suffocate it.

[Wayne Doenges]

These six week romances never last. One day she'll get her heart broken when she finds him dating a toaster.

[Bill_B]

I suppose I'll have to wait until after competition season to teach this robot how to tango.

[skimoose]

There's never a good robot bumper when you need one to sleep.

[DonRotolo]

Sung to this tune

Robot, robot, candlelight
Building a friend and doin' it right
Every evenin'
'Cause it's buildin' season

Robot Kilroy, Human Sue
Do autonomous out in FRC land
And they're huggin'
'Cause Kiroy's not buggy

And they climbed and they kicked and they shifted
Then at the end, they lifted
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like robot love

[EricH]

Dreaming of trophies and ribbons and banners, neither the team members nor the robot noticed that they had now missed three four matches in a row after staying up 24/7 for six weeks.

[Lee Reid 3136]

I would like to present the world's most huggable robot.

[KarenH]

"While visions of sugar plums danc'd in their heads..."
Sugar plums, FIRST Robotics version.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Sure, I have heard about the calming effects of blankets, teddy bears, pillows...but a security robot?!?