CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #339

[Wayne Doenges]

These six week romances never last. One day she'll get her heart broken when she finds him dating a toaster.

[Bill_B]

I suppose I'll have to wait until after competition season to teach this robot how to tango.

[skimoose]

There's never a good robot bumper when you need one to sleep.

[DonRotolo]

Sung to this tune

Robot, robot, candlelight
Building a friend and doin' it right
Every evenin'
'Cause it's buildin' season

Robot Kilroy, Human Sue
Do autonomous out in FRC land
And they're huggin'
'Cause Kiroy's not buggy

And they climbed and they kicked and they shifted
Then at the end, they lifted
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like robot love

[EricH]

Dreaming of trophies and ribbons and banners, neither the team members nor the robot noticed that they had now missed three four matches in a row after staying up 24/7 for six weeks.

[Lee Reid 3136]

I would like to present the world's most huggable robot.

[KarenH]

"While visions of sugar plums danc'd in their heads..."
Sugar plums, FIRST Robotics version.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Sure, I have heard about the calming effects of blankets, teddy bears, pillows...but a security robot?!?

[Ryan Simpson]

Good thing her name isn't Roy...

[DonRotolo]

(Not an entry):

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

Sure, I have heard about the calming effects of blankets, teddy bears, pillows...but a security robot?!?

Kinda redefines "security robot", eh?

[JaneYoung]

Feels like home to me.

Robotics [roh-bot-iks], n.: A disease that causes those under its effects to become infected with team spirit, elevated intelligence, increased skill in many engineering disciplines, and, in rare cases, displays of affection towards robotics. Those infected, or 'FIRSTers' as they call themselves, often spread the disease to others, and do not have any objection to being infected.

FIRST. It's more than a club. It's a lifestyle.


lol

Thaine

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson

Good thing her name isn't Roy...

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Karibou

After weeks of hard work, someone needs a hug.

Oh, you thought I was talking about the girl?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) dodar
3) rsisk
4) Taylor
5) Wayne Doenges
6) KarenH
7) ThaineP

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Scenes like this happen all around the world on Ship Date - and no, she's not sleeping!

It used to be you shut the robot up in a dark box and sent it away from home. Now with Bag-n-Tag, you suffocate it.

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	89
Taylor	88
GaryVoshol	76
EricH	69
Karibou	67
DonRotolo	61
JaneYoung	59
Al Skierkiewicz	54
Wayne Doenges	53
rsisk	52
rtfgnow	45
dodar	29
kstl99	22
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
Bill_B	11
KarenH	9
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	7
RoboDesigners	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Travis Hoffman	5
Spiffizzle	4
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
ThaineP	2
BJC	2
EricS-Team180	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!

Meh, I just threw that out there, wasn't expecting anything from it.

Sounds like a good something for the back of somebody's t-shirt.