Power FIRST!

[LemmingBot]

A while ago me and one of my robotics friends watched Power thirst ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs ) and thought, 'well golly, we should make one for First' But honestly, we are not very funny, so all we could come up with was:

ROBOTS can defuse BOMBS!
And thats why you should join First and not soccer,
because soccer uses cleats
and i have never seen CLEATS DEFUSE A BOMB!!!

Joining First is like watching snails race,
which dose not sound very interesting until we mention
the snails are covered in NAPALM and made out of HOT LAVA!!!

So if you guys can come up with anything better (read: more original) please post with your ideas.

(i apologies in advance to all snails and/or soccer players in the First community)