FIRST Tailgating

[Paul Copioli]

Andy,

You lame pig farmer! I'm not talking about a bunch of dudes sitting around eating their packed lunches that Mommy made.

I'm talking about a good old fashioned tailgate! Smoke pouring out of the grill, people with painted faces running around wearing their favorite Jerseys (team shirts ... I still have my TechnoKat one). You get the point.

Besides, I don't want to do it at lunch. I want to do it before the competition on Saturday. Can you imageine how revved up everyone would be in the morning after a blowout tailgate (no smart remarks)?