Pleasantries of Evil Overlords

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Originally Posted by JVN

Minions... I don't know what you mean... how could I ever find minions?


"I am JVN"

Why, if you do not know what I mean about minions and you do not know where to find them, that means you, yourself, must be a minion. Please don't be alarmed about this, it's a well known fact that minions do not know they are minions.

So my advice to you (and take it with a grain of salt, after all, I am an Evil Overlord) is that you need to decide if you are so very evil and overlording enough to be an EO or if you would rather play it low key and be a minion. If you decide to follow the minion course, I suggest you join MEOU (Minions of Evil Overloards Union) first thing to protect you minion rights. And then you must decide which EO you will be a minion for (choose wisely). Minions are not allowed to have their own minions, however, they can usually keep a less intelligent sidekick around to blame mistakes on when their OE's plans do not go as planned (this does happen a lot, and your MEOU will tell you how much abuse an EO is allowed following such setbacks).

To all EOs and potential EOs, I must warn you to screen your minions carefully as some of them turn out to be heroes in disguise, and some minions are a little too intelligent and ambitious for their own good and will try to eventually overthrow their EOs.

Heidi

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An Evil Overlord is only as bad as the creatures she/he rules.