CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

[Jay H 237]

<David> Nooo, not the "blue screen"! Ummm, Billfred, we have a problem!

[Gary Dillard]

Here we see a measure of the success of the Real Time Scoring System for this year's game. The final match on Curie Friday ended at 6:15 PM, and Billfred is still updating the real time score at 9:37 PM.

[Rich Kressly]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Billfred, thinking: "Ummm... is that David rubbing up against my arm? Wow, that AXE body spray works great!"
AB

[not an entry] Either this entry is the winner or Andy needs professional help. I can't quite decide which... [/not an entry]

"Hey, um Billfred. Can you get that thing to display 'I am JVN' on the scoreboard?"

[Joe Matt]

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

[not an entry] Either this entry is the winner or Andy needs professional help. I can't quite decide which... [/not an entry]

[not an entry too]Does it surprise me Andy needs help? I mean, he volunteered me to be Draco Malfoy for crying out loud![/not an entry]

[Elgin Clock]

Didn't your mother ever tell you a watched scoring screen never boils... err.. compiles?

[Cyberguy34000]

Focus... Focus... Focus!!!

Dang it, the real time scoring still won't work

[Denman]

"i smell drink billfred, has that bottle really got vodka in instead?"

[Andrew Rudolph]

DK and other dude "Diet coke, i love you so. oooo soo much, come to me"
Bilfred "dont touch my diet coke."

[MissInformation]

Even the great David Kelly, in fear of the power of -Infinity, bowed before the might of Billfred...

-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞

[EricS-Team180]

...um guys...
The real time scoring system just informed me that it has gained self-awareness

[Koko Ed]

"You've been using Secret again haven't you?"

[Dorienne]

David Kelly: "STAREDOWN! This computer shall fear me!!! Cyber Blue will win this match! Scoring will be under MY control!"

Billfred: "Uhhh...Dave....your microphone's on...all the volunteers can hear you."

David Kelly: "Oh, uh...it was a joke..?"

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

"You've been using Secret again haven't you?"

[not an entry]"Strong enough for a man....but made for Billfred."[/not an entry]

[tkwetzel]

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

[not an entry]"Strong enough for a man....but made for Billfred."[/not an entry]

[also not an entry]I think you just avoided automatically getting the burn award and 3 points by making that not an entry .[/also not an entry]

[dlavery]

<not an entry>Every fiber of my being is screaming at me to post a caption involving "Bevis and Butthead," but I just can't bring myself to do it... Sigh. </not an entry>

DK: Look guys, I am telling you for the fourth time - you are NEVER going to earn your official "Geek" certificates if you keep spelling "pwned" with an "O" in it!