Life's greatest mysteries

[dlavery]

If Teflon-coated pans have a no-stick surface, then how to they get the Teflon to stick to the pans?

[Bharat Nain]

How was God born? How did this universe come into existance? What is life?

[KenWittlief]

The question that will cast any Mensa meeting into a long profound silence: "If we're all so smart, how come we're not rich?!"

[Billfred]

If winners never quit, and quitters never win, does it make sense to quit while you're ahead?

[Matt Attallah]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck - if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[dlavery]

Why are we born? Why do we die? Why do we spend so much of the intervening time watching "Willie Nelson's Greatest Hits" commercials?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why do hotdogs come in 10's and hotdog buns in 8's?

Why do they call them buildings instead of builts?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does the light switch have on/off on it? When the lights are on you can tell and when they're off it's too dark to read.

Why do they call them apartments when they are all together?

[Jay Trzaskos]

Why is the bottom of the goal six and a half feet tall? Does Dave really like hearing about us tall FIRSTers hitting our heads? Will FIRST have a water game befoe i graduate from high school? Why do I complain so much?

JT
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[Dan Petrovic]

Originally Posted by dlavery

If Teflon-coated pans have a no-stick surface, then how to they get the Teflon to stick to the pans?

A CLUE!!!!!!!!!!11111111ONE

If indirect is the opposite of direct, then why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?

[looneylin]

How do earthworms mate?

*lol dont answer it. i know now. it's one of those questions where u always want to ask but forget to. i brought it up in physics class b4... it was really funny.***

[Wetzel]

Why does Medicaid not pay for gastric bypass?

Wetzel

[Mike]

Originally Posted by dlavery

If Teflon-coated pans have a no-stick surface, then how to they get the Teflon to stick to the pans?

The pans aren't originally no-stick, they become no-stick when the Teflon is applied.

Originally Posted by Ogre

Why do men have nipples?

Humans are started off as asexual creatures, neither a male nor female. The nipple just stays when the body "decides" to become male.

Why does the Linux version of Firefox have "Preferences" ("Options.." for Windows) under "Edit" instead of "Tools"?

[gblake]

Originally Posted by dlavery

If Teflon-coated pans have a no-stick surface, then how to they get the Teflon to stick to the pans?

They use glue infused with monopoles.

[JackG]

How are you supposed to use a dictionary to find out how to spell a word if you cant find it because you don't know the spelling?