pic: MOE 365 Robot - TerMOEnator

[Bill Moore]

Originally Posted by petek

I'm not so sure about their intentions. I base my suspicions on little clues like 30 ft towers in the pits (to induce vertigo) and bringing huge numbers of MOE-green clad enthusiastic supporters (to divert attention).

Who can forget MOEsticks?! These insidious devices sole purpose was to deafen their opponents, who would then take the oh-so-conveniently offered MOE-green earplugs further limiting their ability to hear queueing calls and coach's instructions.

MOE may have never intended to jam opponent's robots senses, but I submit that team 365 has for years been carrying out a very effective campaign to defeat their human opponents before they even reach the playing field!

Really, look no further than this blatant attempt to demoralize the competition with this picture of the TerMOEnator. Think of all the teams, now quaking in their shoes after seeing this piece of green robotic purposefulness.

I look forward to gathering more evidence of MOE's intentions in Pittsburgh and Philly this year, and hope to see them at the sharp end of the eliminations - this would be proof positive of their dastardly scheme!

Pete, I've always suspected you were a closet conspiracy theorist! Now you've confirmed it!