Andy Baker

[ZeetherKID77]

Andy Baker's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

If you can see Andy Baker, he can see you. But if you can't see Andy Baker, you may be seconds away from death.

If you look up "gracious professionalism" on Wikipedia it'll just show a page with a picture of Andy Baker.

[FIRST Rocks]

Originally Posted by Chris Fultz

New Mottos -

The few, the proud, the Andy Baker

Cross into the Andy Baker

An Army of Andy Baker

Andy Baker strong.
Andy Baker: accelerate your life.

[EricH]

Andy Baker is the reason for the snow in the Midwest. He sneezed.

Andy Baker can place all the tubes on the rack...in auto mode...and then lift all six robots two feet off the floor...without a running robot. (This never happens because he always has a running robot, so he never needs to use it.)

[Taylor]

Andy Baker can use colored tubes as spoilers.
Every home zone is Andy's home zone.
When introducing toroids into the field of play, Andy Baker does not cross the plane. The plane moves out of the way.
Andy Baker can score on all levels and columns of the rack.
From his home zone.
While hovering 12" off the field.
Autonomously.

[IndySam]

Andy Baker is a strategy guru.

Entire strategy discussion with Andy Baker after our first quarter final win at St. Louis

Scott "Andy what do you think we should do in the next match?"
Andy "Same thing"

[Barry Bonzack]

• Space only exists because it can't handle the awesomeness of living on the same planet as Andy Baker.
  
• Han didn't shoot first, Andy Baker did.

[artdutra04]

Andy Baker was the reason they invented rock Rack N' Roll.

[Otaku]

-Andy Baker made a FIRST game once. When the teams saw the kickoff video... Heads exploded.

-(to anybody who's seen "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya") Haruhi isn't god. Kyon isn't god. Andy Baker is god.

-Andy Baker built a robot once. I could play all of the FIRST games, make a 12-course meal, power Los Angeles, and cure cancer. Simultaneously.

-America didn't drop a nuclear weapon on Japan in World War Two. We dropped Andy Baker.

[Dave Scheck]

Andy Baker can graciously accept
(http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...threadid=55992)

[Jeremiah Johnson]

Each of team 45's robots can beat Superman in a race around the universe. (Andy Baker mentored, of course)

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy Baker is the only sentient being in the entire universe that can make this look good.

[James1902]

Andy Baker has been building FIRST robots so long that he won an innovation award for the wheel!!

[Jeremiah Johnson]

Norse Mythology has it that Andy Baker designed the first AM transmission with two rocks and a piece of bamboo... in Antarctica.

[Andy Baker]

(you are all killin' me... JVN, this "gift" may garner you some payback in Atlanta)

OK... get this...

I get to work this morning, and my wife calls me right away. She says that the toilet won't stop running water into the tank. I tell her to look inside the back lid, reach into the water, and flick the flopper stop (is that what it's called?) down.

BEFORE she even lifts the lid off the back, the toilet stops filling. I told her that she fixed it by simply calling me. Bringing the phone near the toilet forced it to fix itself.

It's a good day.

AB

[JaneYoung]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Bringing the phone near the toilet forced it to fix itself.

It's a good day.

AB

Andy Baker can fix a toilet by making a house call.