02-14-2018, 10:56 AM
FRC #5112 (The Gongoliers)
Join Date: Nov 2017
Rookie Year: 2017
Location: Rhode Island
Re: Help with Valentines Puns
This list is more recent, has some of the current ones:
Originally Posted by bobbysq
It appears that the quote board has changed for Valentine's Day to cheesy Valentine's card lines. For preservation purposes, I've archived the lines here
. (Assuming my script didn't miss any)
Older list, still funny:
Originally Posted by Brandon Martus
- I can't resist you!
- I'm in overdrive!
- Our software is compatible, baby.
- My crate or yours?
- I've been programmed to love you.
- I want to form an alliance with you!
- I love you with every bolt in my chassis.
- You make my motors hot!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm metallic gray and so are you.
- Love at first byte.
- Let's swap data!
- How do I love thee, let me count the ways: 000, 001, 010, 011, 100, 101, 110, 111
- You've stolen the 128-bit encryption key to my heart.
- My servos lock up just thinking of you
- All my heart are belong to you.
- Our gears mesh perfectly!
- Wanna hang together?
- You trip my breaker.
- My motors are hot for you!
- We go together like a Drill motor, reduced by 3.6:1, and a CIM motor.
- Us breaking up would inhale audably.
- You don't need a multipler for your beauty.
- My love is autonomous when you enter the room.
- I may be mere steel but my heart melts when you're around.
- You've downloaded my heart.
- You've recharged my batteries.
- I will not function if you break my heart.
- Please don't erase me from your memory.
- We win as a team.
- You must be good at BattleBots, cause you always break my heart.
- I'll pick you up anytime. (with a claw)
- When you're around my motors redline.
- I'll pick up any tetra for you, baby!
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I wheel by again?
- My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going, and going ...
- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my transmission.
- Just the sight of you makes my vision system go haywire.
- With this ringer, I thee wed.
- You're a keeper.
- You can spoil my row any time.
- The feeling of true love is a keeper.
- For Valentine's Day, I will spoiler with a spring bouquet.
- Love is in the air compressor.
- You lift my spirits.
- Ringer finger with a diamond.
- My love spiders out in a web of emotions when I think of you.
- I lessthanthree you.
- I love you like a good game hint.
- Glad I have more than six weeks with you.
- You're so Vexy.
- I'd climb any ramp to get to you.