Programming jokes

[nitneylion452]

Anyone know of any good programming jokes?

One I came up with is: Before I start writing any code, I think "what would Al Gore do?" So then I write an algorithm.

Any others? Lay em on me!

[wireties]

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

- Bjarne Stroustrup

[Wayne Doenges]

How many programmers does it take to screw in an LED light bulb?
None, it's a hardward problem.

[Taylor]

What's the programmer's #1 justification for wasting time on Chief Delphi?

"Code's Compiling."

[KeatonM]

What's an FRC programmer's favorite breakfast food?

Crios.

[RoboDesigners]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...gramming+jokes



(It's locked, but has some funny ones if you're interested...)

[plnyyanks]

Originally Posted by Taylor

What's the programmer's #1 justification for wasting time on Chief Delphi?

"Code's Compiling."

and I'm sure any xkcd comic fits into this thread pretty well...

[mathgeek0001]

Programmer1: You know what's a good a programming joke?
Programmer2: You.

[Jim Meyer]

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Phalanx]

A program is never done, until the programmer dies.

[RoboDesigners]

Originally Posted by Jim Meyer

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who confuse it with ternary.

All bases are base 10.

[nitneylion452]

Originally Posted by RoboDesigners

There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who confuse it with ternary.

All bases are base 10.

Could you explain this?

[plnyyanks]

Originally Posted by nitneylion452

Could you explain this?

10 (ternary) = 3 (decimal)

[LemmingBot]

Java: write once, run no where.

[nitneylion452]

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”