Programming jokes

[nitneylion452]

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

[joe5joe7]

Safety adviser: "Programmer, you need to wear safety glasses when you're working on the robot!"

Me: *waves hand* "Oh it's all right, I'm wearing safety contacts"

[Nikkocharger]

Is your robot over weight....
Yes...
Well take some code out...

[RoboDesigners]

Originally Posted by nitneylion452

Could you explain this?

Sorry... Dropped off my radar. plnyyanks basically covered it...

Another one I think I may have seen in someone's sig:

float getRandom(){
  return 3;
}

[plnyyanks]

Originally Posted by RoboDesigners

Another one I think I may have seen in someone's sig:

float getRandom(){
  return 3;
}

...but I thought that RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

[nitneylion452]

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance