CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #496

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	91
Wayne Doenges	78
EricH	76
DonRotolo	74
GaryVoshol	69
Al Skierkiewicz	53
rsisk	49
cgmv123	49
bardd	48
dodar	45
Jim Wilks	44
Pault	29
efoote868	29
Littleboy	27
Jay Money 1058	20
TheCascadeKid	20
jwallace15	19
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
delsaner	15
Don Wright	15
Andrew Lawrence	15
Joe G.	12
Brandon1266	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
mdituri	6
orangemoore	5
Karibou	4
JohnFogarty	4
Kyle A	3
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
Herbblood	1
Invictus3593	1
MetalJacket	1

And the picture:

https://twitter.com/Team3313/status/...744194/photo/1

(Yeah, I can do topical!)

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Hand ball in the box! Red card!

...Rats. Playing 2010's game is so much harder now.

[rsisk]

Silly Americans have know clue how to play hockey.

[Wayne Doenges]

Before picture was taken;
Guy on right: "If you can snatch away this ball, before I sit on it, you will have come far young Grasshopper".

[GaryVoshol]

Since the coach/robot's head doesn't fit into the 6" cylinder, he has to stay in a permanent crouch.

[Taylor]

Bydlon has to wear the beard. It's the only thing separating him from the kids.

[AndyBare]

"There's not enough angle!!!"

[efoote868]

In ten minutes they'll get bored of Aerial Assist, and will get out their brooms to play quidditch.

[Jim Wilks]

Looks like zero assist points being scored here.

[DonRotolo]

...and here we see players of the seldom-seen sport of Ball Diving being practiced. As the 'baller' tosses the ball, the 'diver' tries to dive inside it. The sport is seldom-seen because most 'divers' break their necks on their first dive.

[cgmv123]

He's trying to ice the shooter by calling timeout.

[jwallace15]

(person on left) *grunts* "Here's... The... Ball!"
(person on right) "It should only weigh 2.75 pounds! Why is it so heavy?"
(team freshman) "You're supposed to fill it with water, right? I thought it was a water game! That's what everyone kept saying!"