Any good FIRST jokes?

[Briansmithtown]

I was thinking if anyone has any funny, CLEAN, FIRST Jokes... one I saw was one of those valentines day eCards that said "You come FIRST in my heart" and it had Dean Kamen on it.

[Andrew Schreiber]

Lunacy?

[Briansmithtown]

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber

Lunacy?

Lol!

[Woolly]

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber

Lunacy?

I believe you misinterpreted the meaning of good FIRST jokes.

[Caleb Sykes]

[At Einstein's house]

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Mecanum wheeled robot.

Einstein walks away.

[Andrew Schreiber]

Originally Posted by Woolly

I believe you misinterpreted the meaning of good FIRST jokes.

Idk, we all played along...

[Jakenan]

What did the scouts say about the rookie team?

They can't be truss'ed.
(I'm a sucker for a bad pun)

[themccannman]

What is the engineering mentor's favorite museum?

The museum of tolerance.

[Max Boord]

FIRST world problems

[dodar]

Mecanum is the most GP drivetrain in FIRST. It lets you decide where it goes.

[pabeekm]

Originally Posted by Max Boord

FIRST world problems

I want robotics season to be over so I can finally take a break... but we're going to worlds.

FIRST Worlds problems.

[Christopher149]

Last week of classes is next week... but I'm attending worlds
... at least it isn't finals week like it usually is
#FIRSTWorldProblems

What drive train will the first New Zealand team have? A kiwi-bot.

Tries to ship robot out for St. Louis today. Almost doesn't make it because of snow day. < This is serious, though.

[Briansmithtown]

(Working hard on robot, calling for us to get que'd, potential scouters come)

"May we help you?"

"Ummmm Do you have any buttons? "

[MooreteP]

Originally Posted by dodar

Mecanum is the most GP drivetrain in FIRST. It lets you decide where it goes.

Mecanum's are Emily Post polite, everybody else goes first.

[Taylor]

On our team is a golf club, telephone receptionist, John Calipari, and Yo-Yo Ma. They're our drive team.

I tried to play a prank on 1714, but they saw right through it.

I would do a 254 pun, but that'd be just too cheesy.