Any good FIRST jokes?

[PayneTrain]

Originally Posted by DumbFIRSTJoke

If there was ever a time to say /thread, it would be here.

[PVCpirate]

Originally Posted by DumbFIRSTJoke

You win sir/madam. You win in a landslide.

[dubiousSwain]

Originally Posted by DumbFIRSTJoke

You win.

[Pi3th0n]

From last year's game:

[Briansmithtown]

Ill take the high goal and you can take the low goal....

[Mitchell1714]

Originally Posted by Taylor

On our team is a golf club, telephone receptionist, John Calipari, and Yo-Yo Ma. They're our drive team.

I tried to play a prank on 1714, but they saw right through it.

You should have put some MORE effort into that one. Many people could have clearly done better.

[dodar]

Originally Posted by Mitchell1714

You should have put some MORE effort into that one. Many people could have clearly done better.

Come on man, be a little flexible with him.

[JohnFogarty]

If I've heard this joke once this season about vacuum bots during awards I've heard it 6 times.

Team XXXX has come up with a robot this year that really sucks.

If you didn't know Billfred is the king of puns. I can't even begin to describe how many we hear every day.

[caboosev11]

One day, I was in yellowstone national park. One hike I was going to do was up a mountain. Shortly before I begin the hike I said
"This will be my ultimate ascent."

One day, while playing basketball, I threw the ball towards the net but it bounced off the backboard and said
"See how the rebound rumbled the backboard?"

One day, I was talking with engineering newbies. We were working too slowly, and so I say
"We must breakaway from the inefficiency."
None of them got it.

[Christopher149]

Do those belong in the jokes thread or the quotes thread? It's lunacy to think no one would get it; perhaps they just need an aerial assist to find out how great FIRST is.

[CadetGizmo]

Pretty sure that in 2015, the odds were STACKED against us.

[Pratik Kunapuli]

Originally Posted by dodar

Mecanum is the most GP drivetrain in FIRST. It lets you decide where it goes.

Mecanum is so GP you let other robots drive your robot.

[pabeekm]

Originally Posted by Max Boord

FIRST world problems

I want robotics season to be over so I can finally take a break... but we're going to worlds.

FIRST Worlds problems.

[Christopher149]

Last week of classes is next week... but I'm attending worlds
... at least it isn't finals week like it usually is
#FIRSTWorldProblems

What drive train will the first New Zealand team have? A kiwi-bot.

Tries to ship robot out for St. Louis today. Almost doesn't make it because of snow day. < This is serious, though.

[Briansmithtown]

(Working hard on robot, calling for us to get que'd, potential scouters come)

"May we help you?"

"Ummmm Do you have any buttons? "