CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #520

[Billfred]

Holy crap! 520 weeks doing this means we've completed ten full years of this caption contest. I'm lucky to have you guys entering week after week.

The scores after the last round:

Wayne Doenges	164
Taylor	161
DonRotolo	137
EricH	132
GaryVoshol	130
Jim Wilks	116
rsisk	115
Al Skierkiewicz	107
cgmv123	101
dodar	97
efoote868	72
bardd	48
Pault	37
Littleboy	27
TheCascadeKid	27
jwallace15	26
delsaner	25
Jon Stratis	23
Jay Money 1058	20
Brandon1266	17
Andrew Lawrence	17
Tom Ore	17
rachelholladay	17
Bill_B	16
Don Wright	15
orangemoore	13
Joe G.	12
S.P.A.M.er 17	12
J.Warsoff	11
Navid Shafa	9
tStano	8
mdituri	6
JohnFogarty	5
Karibou	4
Kyle A	4
dubiousSwain	4
Can1s_Major997	4
sarah_storer	3
Jay O'Donnell	3
Jay H 237	2
IndySam	2
George1902	2
The Doctor	2
EricS-Team180	2
Herbblood	2
Invictus3593	2
safiq10	1
Katie_UPS	1
XenoPhobic	1
MetalJacket	1
AndyBare	1
jblay	1
Bryce Paputa	1
JosephC	1
jspatz1	1
Rich Wong	1
m1506m	1
Matthew1998	1
TOTCoach	1
Brad Hanel	1

And as is customary for the end-of-the-year caption contest, it's a video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMquMHmielc

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. Not as always, I'll be at Midknight Mayhem this Saturday and you can submit your answer in person!

(Worth noting that I'll be taking Amtrak to and from, and there's no reliable Wi-Fi on most of the route home Sunday. So at least my excuse this week is better than usual!)

Go!

[EricH]

JVN wishes his presence had the effect his cutout does.

[cgmv123]

Coming soon: Special no-tip-over fishing line. For the low, low price of $111.71!

[dodar]

Man, Flat Stanley is having a much different effect on the youth than he did 50 years ago.

[rsisk]

Just what is the exchange rate between US Motivator and Canadian Motivator?

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Great product! Is it dishwasher safe?

[Wayne Doenges]

Are you tired of that ole black and white JVN Motivator?
Introducing the new and improved HD 1080p JVN color Motivator. It has 10 times the presence and 20 times the fear factor of the old Motivator.
The cost is an amazing $1501.01. That's right! Only $1501.01.
Get yours NOW!

[GaryVoshol]

For this Grant spent so many years getting a degree and working internships?

[efoote868]

They first tried with Andy Baker, but the kids worked so fast they couldn't get good video coverage.

[Taylor]

Upcoming products from Robowranglers Industries:
Having trouble finding that out-of-the-way offseason event (I'm looking at you WIWI)? Use the Neunvagation GPS device!

Need that little extra ummph in your robot's operation? Try the Kan-Of-Gas-abapathy battery booster!

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Buy the complete package - you get to name the price - just list your favorite team number and throw in a few zeroes after it. (But each part number still starts with 217.)

[DonRotolo]

JVN just wishes he was that thin. And light. And effective.

[NPOE: Wow, a whole year gone by already? Time flies.[/NPOE]