CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

[Billfred]

Now that I've slept off SCRIW...

The scores, after the last round:

Taylor	77
EricH	73
Wayne Doenges	55
GeeTwo	50
MARS_James	44
efoote868	42
GaryVoshol	42
cgmv123	41
M1KRONAUT	39
rsisk	33
DonRotolo	30
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
dodar	24
DohertyBilly	17
thatprogrammer	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
Al Skierkiewicz	16
orangemoore	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	4
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
EmileH	1

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/38850

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Discovering new uses for safety glasses: They're not forehead protectors, they're future mustache protectors!

[dodar]

He just learned that FIRST isn't selling corndogs at competitions.

[Taylor]

An early prototype of the portable sneeze guard

[efoote868]

Kid! Those safety glasses are for protecting your eyes, not helping you teeth.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Somewhere Cookie Monster is crying....

[GeeTwo]

Looking over the glasses already? That has to be the second youngest kid with presbyopia I've ever seen.

[Wayne Doenges]

Dad: "He just doesn't have the nose to keep the glasses over his eyes."
Off camera: "Don't worry, your nose will grow out. Just look at your dads."
Boy does and starts crying.

[M1KRONAUT]

I'm testing to see which influences my child more, actions or words. See, I'm wearing my goggles over my eyes, but I told him that they are meant to go under his nose. We'll see how he fares when he's old enough for FRC.

[GaryVoshol]

Since he's only got one tooth, he decided to protect it. After all, he has 2 eyes.

[MARS_James]

Don't worry 2013 had plenty of teething rings

[thatprogrammer]

It's all fun and games until a Frisbee hits the kid in his unprotected eyes.