CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #593

[Billfred]

Once again, it's time!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	87
EricH	79
GaryVoshol	64
GeeTwo	62
Wayne Doenges	62
efoote868	48
cgmv123	47
MARS_James	46
M1KRONAUT	43
dodar	38
rsisk	38
DonRotolo	34
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	19
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
orangemoore	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
EmileH	1

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/36763

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

The field gremlins strike while nobody is looking.

The sad part? Nobody noticed until 56's minibot did a backflip on that pole.

[GeeTwo]

Epi-pen, stat! Minibot with a severe reaction!

[rsisk]

We've hacked into security cameras at FIRST HQ and captured these images of them testing the 2017 game field. The 2017 competition? FIRST Ring Toss

[Wayne Doenges]

With all the Mini-Bot's falling off the pole, this team came up with a way to deploy an air bag, just in case.

[Taylor]

Hey I thought ringers were in the 2007 game.

[efoote868]

"Would you ... "
*gets down on one knee*
"join my alliance?"
*Presents Ubertube*


"I graciously accept!"
*Ubertube is placed around her*

[cgmv123]

The plastic used in the Logomotion tubes is actually a surprisingly good conductor of electricity. Inside the base of the tower is a solenoid. The solenoid creates a magnetic field around the steel pole, which launches the tube upward with a surprising amount of force. And, yes, I learned that the hard way.

[GaryVoshol]

It was too cold to go out and make snow angels, so they tried to line up to make the ubertubes look like halos.

[M1KRONAUT]

The government isn't very good at making hidden surveillance devices... those look like eyes.

[thatprogrammer]

The Uber cam served solely to allow robots to collect sensor information based on their position, calculate this information, and slam into people wearing Yellow shirts.

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay guys--being sick is pretty rough on the sense of humor!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Epi-pen, stat! Minibot with a severe reaction!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

With all the Mini-Bot's falling off the pole, this team came up with a way to deploy an air bag, just in case.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by thatprogrammer

The Uber cam served solely to allow robots to collect sensor information based on their position, calculate this information, and slam into people wearing Yellow shirts.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	89
EricH	81
GeeTwo	72
Wayne Doenges	67
GaryVoshol	66
efoote868	50
cgmv123	49
MARS_James	46
M1KRONAUT	45
rsisk	40
dodar	38
DonRotolo	34
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	22
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
orangemoore	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
EmileH	1

Onward!