2017 game animation

[FirstRCLeaks12]

early renders of the 2017 game animation

[Hitchhiker 42]

Not quite sure whether there will be a divide between DS 1 and the other 2 this year
EDIT: just saw the slots I would love this it's like um no other game before. Also nickels are rather unusual, right?

[Nate Laverdure]

Vending Vengeance, a game played with hilariously oversized wooden nickels.

[wajirock]

Hockey pucks?

[cscottm]

Originally Posted by wajirock

Hockey pucks?

I think I speak for the students of 2502 when I say
YES.

[troy_dietz]

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[jaredhk]

Clearly the upper shoot is intended for pizza while the lower one is intended for Pizza boxes. Human players under 7 ft tall may not be able to reach the top slot so they may opt to balance on additional pizza boxes in an effort to reach it. Use caution: extra cheeze may be present.

[Hitchhiker 42]

Pizza Packer?

[dirtbikerxz]

wait wait wait, is this actually legit or just made up?

[nickbrickmaster]

hype hype hype

Large disc-ish objects - score into the slots and load out of the slots on the sides. I could see this being legit. We're on track for an unusual object game (if you subscribe to the 4 year cycle theory).

[zachary.fed]

Originally Posted by dirtbikerxz

wait wait wait, is this actually legit or just made up?

Idk it might be¿¿¿¿??? Hoping it is

[ollien]

Originally Posted by jaredhk

Clearly the upper shoot is intended for pizza while the lower one is intended for Pizza boxes. Human players under 7 ft tall may not be able to reach the top slot so they may opt to balance on additional pizza boxes in an effort to reach it. Use caution: extra cheeze may be present.

But Q872 states that we can't stand on stools*. Will an exception be mode?


*Obligatory we can't infer this year's rules based on last year's

[jaredhk]

Originally Posted by ollien

But Q872 states that we can't stand on stools*. Will an exception be mode?


*Obligatory we can't infer this year's rules based on last year's

There will absolutely be an exception. Also, pizza boxes are not stools and that will be clearly outlined in the manual.

In case anyone is doubting my legitimacy, keep in mind that time that I predicted we would be shooting balls into a castle (one on both sides of the filed) to raise a flag...just saying...

[MailmanDelivers]

Originally Posted by ollien

But Q872 states that we can't stand on stools*. Will an exception be mode?


*Obligatory we can't infer this year's rules based on last year's

Well in 2003 didn't the Human Player have to stack totes?

That must mean in 2017 they must stack pizza boxes. We'll learn how to pay our way through college with scholarships and a pizza delivery job.

[logank013]

Obviously, everyone is missing the two vertical pizza box holes in the middle in between 2 driver stations. Two vertical lines is equal to 11. This refers to 2011. The object of the game is to hang square pizza boxes, circular whole pizzas, and triangular jumbo pizza slices. Any stains at the end of the match in the carpet equals negative points. Teams will then create carpet cleaning robots along with their hanging mechanisms. The carpet cleaners will be bad and all OPRs will be negative. Any attempt to avoid hanging pizza objects will result in infinite fouls. There will be 10 referees to help assure 3.3333 eyes per robot.

In between two of the drivers stations is an elevated platform. During the last 40 seconds of the match is the end game. Each team must have one representative on the platform when the endgame starts. Each member will reach over and grab a pizza game piece off one of the pegs. Each jumbo slice, whole pizza, or cardboard box fully eaten by the end of the match will result in huge bonuses for the alliance.

My predictions will be true. I have spoken.