CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

GeeTwo	63
EricH	56
bdaroz	43
GaryVoshol	40
Wayne Doenges	38
cgmv123	37
frcguy	33
efoote868	31
DonRotolo	30
dodar	26
Hitchhiker 42	20
rsisk	18
Sperkowsky	17
JustinCAD	16
Bkeeneykid	15
Golfer4646	14
JoshWilson	12
FiMFanatic	11
mastachyra	10
smitikshah	10
WinterPoet	7
Gravity	6
Karibou	6
thatprogrammer	6
EmileH	6
logank013	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
ctt956	4
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Zealii	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20567

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

You can always tell which teams are prepared to lose a member or two accidentally. They wear red shirts. And there are at least three possible ways for that to happen visible.

[Sperkowsky]

For a game about Logos its a bit odd her shirt seems to contain no logos.

[gcgeobuff]

"Look! I found you a date to Prom!"

[GaryVoshol]

"Don't feel bad, robot. Even though everyone else is ignoring you, I still love you."

[GeeTwo]

Hmm..sounds like a bad bearing in the left front wheel.

[efoote868]

Shhh shhh shhh! It's OK robot, you're not overweight anymore. I promise we won't hurt you. That's right robot, it's ok. Now can I get you to find the vision tetra?

[EmileH]

This is my robot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Karibou]

"If you listen closely, you can hear the sobbing of the freshmen we sent looking for flux capacitors seven weeks ago. They're still looking."

[Pooja Anil]

"Meet my date to prom. He's so smart that if you put your ear next to him, you can hear his gears working."

[Wayne Doenges]

Kristen accidentally glued her ear to the robot and she is too embarrassed to ask for help.

[cgmv123]

They were going to go to an NFL game for their first date, but the robot couldn't step through the metal detector without setting it off.

[ctt956]

Guy behind the robot: "Are you sure the master link is still inside that tube?"
Kristen: "I think so...but be quiet and shake the robot again so I can be sure."

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay--SCRIW preparation is a thing!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

"There are five teams with robots. One has omni wheels. Two have pivoting arms. One has a wheel with a flat spot on it. The battery is low in another. The cart of the last team is playing music. Another has a Spike with a blown fuse. And two are green."

"You can tell that just by listening to the robot?"

"No, they just ran over me..."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

Shhh shhh shhh! It's OK robot, you're not overweight anymore. I promise we won't hurt you. That's right robot, it's ok. Now can I get you to find the vision tetra?

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Karibou

"If you listen closely, you can hear the sobbing of the freshmen we sent looking for flux capacitors seven weeks ago. They're still looking."

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo	65
EricH	58
bdaroz	45
GaryVoshol	42
DonRotolo	40
Wayne Doenges	40
cgmv123	39
efoote868	36
frcguy	33
dodar	26
Hitchhiker 42	20
Sperkowsky	19
rsisk	18
JustinCAD	16
Bkeeneykid	15
Golfer4646	14
JoshWilson	12
FiMFanatic	11
mastachyra	10
smitikshah	10
Karibou	9
thatprogrammer	8
EmileH	8
WinterPoet	7
Gravity	6
ctt956	6
logank013	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Zealii	2
Pooja Anil	2
gcgeobuff	2

Onward!