Away messages...

[Pin Man]

hahahahhaa

[Melissa H.]

Originally posted by hixofthehood
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~ [/b]

Hahaha

[DaveO'B365]

well, i can't really say most of the funny away messages on here, but i often resort to quotes that are either funny or inciteful, office space quotes work really well. i'll give you a couple of wing dingers in a minute...

1. 'My calc prof before handing back the last exam--

"Some of you disrespected trees by taking this exam"'

2. "if at first you don't succeed, lower your standards"

3. "in days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented, you left your load upon the road, and went along contented"

4. i don't think this one's inappropriate, if anyone thinks it is, i'll edit it out later "I am not available because I am watching porn that takes up the whole screen"

5. the next person to message me while i'm away will be promptly horse whipped by a sumo wrestler with a wet noodle

6.Class is the unending cause of denial.

7.You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration

ok, i don't want to give away too many secrets, so i'll stop :-þ

[DarkRedDragon]

here is my fav:

I am doing something that cannot be blamed for any events.
(comp crash, jailed, world war....)


or,

I am currently playing a game that takes up the entire screen

and,

what time is it now? add 10 min to that and i will be back!
(lets see if u get this)

[Hailfire]

Originally posted by DarkRedDragon
I am currently playing a game that takes up the entire screen

That is the most frequent away message that I see. All of my friends that play games have that same, exact away message.

[rbayer]

Originally posted by Hailfire
That is the most frequent away message that I see. All of my friends that play games have that same, exact away message.

That's because it's one of the built-in ones. Along with a few others like "I'm away from my computer right now", etc.

Anyways, mine are:

"Sleep is for the weak. Apparently I'm weak."

"Chances are I'm here and just ignoring you."

" "

"LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL" (for all those Trillian users out there!)

[Hailfire]

That's strange, it's not preset for for me though. Must be because I have AOL.

[JAH]

Originally posted by Hailfire
That's strange, it's not preset for for me though. Must be because I have AOL.

Yeah...after I got rid of AOL cause I finally got a cable modem I soon figured out that it won't let you easily delete that stupid game message. I have heard there are ways to do it but I don't know how. I just learned to accept it and not use it.

I have one away message I really use.... I am off somewhere doing something. It works on all occasions no matter what it is. Not overly original but, it does its job.

[Powers]

This is the one i use when i dont feel like talking to annoying ppl, but am still at the comp:

i am here right now, im just trying to avoid someone, leave me a message, if i dont respond its probably you

[Nick Mac]

My favorite away message is simply this..."applying for british citizenship..."

[Alaina]

I used this away message yesterday, since every single person that was on my buddy list had an away message one:

*puts on an away message* HAH! Now I'm just like all the rest of ya!!

And another one I used while I was watching a webcast:

Don't bother me...I'm watching robots. =]

[utishpenguin]

Originally posted by Nick Mac
My favorite away message is simply this..."applying for british citizenship..."

haha

"fob.. fresh on boat" hehe going back! to china!

" *tone* you have reached penguin's residence, this message will self destruct when i come back *tone*"

[Randi267]

Originally posted by Nick Mac:
My favorite away message is simply this..."applying for british citizenship..."

I love it!

I am a fan of this one..."All signs point to the nation being controlled by a secret Shadow Government of lizard-like aliens who live in the center of the Earth. They spend their days cloning Jesus and inventing new bastardizations of Fruit Roll Ups. This deviant group also rigs every election, every sporting event, and every VH-1 countdown (except the ones with William Shatner).

[Scooter]

Here are a few of mine:

"Not here right now, can't do much about it"

"The secret to success is knowing how to hide your sources - Albert Einstein"

For all of the programmers out there:

"if robotics = 1 then sleep = 0 & caffiene = 1 else sleep = 1"

"I'm eating what "they" call "food""

-Bill B.

[Carolyn Duncan]

This is one of mine that really gets me yelled at:
Can't talk now I'm a little busy. If you really need me just wait a few if you hear me screaming it means I fell in.