Proof Canadian Customs Actually Does Something...

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I have crossed the Canadian border 4 times in my life. First two times it was no big deal, in and out in 30 seconds max. Third and fourth took maybe 10 minutes. We was on a tour bus and they got on and just started asking various people questions. No big deal. Although, the first time I crossed I was all scared that they would make me get out and search me and what not. Sorta like they did at LAX when I flew out of there when I was 11...being pulled to side at a Los Angeles airport is no fun. Especially when you have lots of weird stuff in your cargo pants and every pocket is full and bursting at the seams. Plastic lizards...lots of chewed gum back in the wrappers. That security guard lady freaked when I pulled out that lizard, it was a bit funny. I just kept beeping, they eventually gave up. Yeah..that airport stuff was bit off topic but it was funny if you were there.