How far have you gotten in "100 Bottles of Milk on the Wall"...

[Billfred]

...before being told to shut up, voluntarily shutting up, or being lynched, passing out, and thus being unable to continue?

Today at work boredom set in, so I did the whole thing in about two hours while waiting for customers. (I didn't sing in front of them or anything. That would be cruel.)

[Mike Heinowski]

I've finished it before but it wasn't "milk."

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

All the way of course, on numerous occasions. Substituting things in too ^^

[miketwalker]

Yea, all the way here too... but not using the word milk as well lol.

[Tristan Lall]

Is saying "beer" forbidden in South Carolina?

[Billfred]

Nope. I can say beer all I want. In fact...

beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer BEER!

I just can't sell it to you on Sunday.

The only reason I used milk is because I was working and standing in front of customers. I didn't want to freak anyone out much past the required minimum that happens when you sing the song.

[Tristan Lall]

Originally Posted by Billfred

]I just can't sell it to you on Sunday.

That's bad enough!

[Dorienne]

Hmm I was wondering why you had put milk..
--d0ri

[Elgin Clock]

What in the world is a "dolt" and a "schimaymay"???

[Jon K.]

While waiting for some mentors to get to the bus stop after fireworks in Disney one night in 02' there were about 15 rage kids singing it and we did get to 0 bottles of beer on the wall. Lets just say that the adults couldn't really critisize us anymore for being late after that one, they got back about 30-45 minutes after the meeting time.

[Billfred]

From the Billfred Dictionary of the Mangled English Language...

Dolt n. Moron, often in the sense that the person is oblivious to the world at large. How could Billfred be such a dolt? He didn't realize that that chair in the Georgia Dome was gonna give way?!

schimaymay (schih-MAY-may) n. An entirety of something. Team 71 has won the whole schimaymay more times than I care to count!

Hopefully, this has been helpful.

[Lisa Perez]

I've gone to negative numbers before...

[Taylor]

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

What in the world is a "dolt" and a "schimaymay"???

Wasn't Schimaymay the kooky neighbor in the TV show "Martin"

[ChristinaR]

Odd thread to revive but it brings back a good memory - On the bus to NJ in 2006, some of the seniors thought it would be fun to start the song, but not without simultaneously teasing our chemistry teacher coach .. I will forever think of it as "99 bottles of moles on the wall..."