True things heard at college.

[Beth Sweet]

Favorite college quote is my science teacher's inability to pluralize the word fish. I love hearing about the dinosaurs, marine reptiles and fishes that lived millions of years ago...

Let's see, my friend Hannah (who has lived all over Africa) tells me stories about how a hippo is going to eat me (well, kill me at least), "do we get a college discount?" being asked at the local Oodles of Noodles, 25 times..., the girls down my hall dressing up as ninjas when the little kids came to trick or treat and the girls following the kids down the hallway was interesting to see, though that's not really something heard. A number of comments innappropriate for these forums... The dorm actually calling its food "goblin puke", and last but not least "no, el dia de los muertos no fue un dia cuando todos se murieron" (translation: No, the day of the dead is not a day when everyone died) when my spanish teacher was asked by a student if the day of the dead was a mass Aztec killing spree rememberance...

[KelliV]

"You stole the horse on a cop, I needed that horse on a cop" -Overheard in Production 1

"Don't throw things at the police, they can be mean, and they will beat you. But most of all, Don't ask them if you can ride their new 2 wheel scooter things, they won't let you, and they will beat you." - Said in our "City Safety" class
-The 2 wheeled scooters he was talking about were Segways, and he is right, they won't let you ride it, a guy in my class asked and he got ran into by it instead.