CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #12

[Billfred]

Alright, so this is a very special caption contest, posted early so those kooky Floridians can post before Jeanne messes with them. (Well, everyone else can post, too, but still.)

In fact, since Florida seems to be getting the short end of the stick this year, I'm instituting the Gary Dillard rule. What is the Gary Dillard rule, you ask?

Originally Posted by The Gary Dillard Rule

Due to the fact that the state of Florida seems to get walloped with a hurricane every other week, the deadline for all caption contests shall be extended to 9 PM on Friday. Furthermore, any contestant may request in the event of an emergency or natural disaster for the next caption contest to be posted up to 47 hours before Billfred originally planned on it.

Ah, so much fun trying to write serious rules. The scores:

greencactus3: 40
 MissInformation: 26
 Jeff Wagelin: 24
 Michelle 236: 24
 Gary Dillard: 18
 Mike Ciance: 17
 "Big Mike": 17
 dlavery: 17
 Andy Baker: 16
 DCA Fan: 16
 EddieMcD: 16
 JVN: 16
 Brandon Martus: 15
 Elgin Clock: 15
 Greg Needel: 14
 Jay H 237: 11
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Amanda Morrison: 9
 Tom Schindler: 9
 Astronouth7303: 8
 Dorienne Plait: 7
 T. Hoffman: 7
 Vivelation: 7
 Aignam: 6
 BCahn836: 6
 Matt Attallah: 5
 RogerR: 5
 Shyra1353: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
 GateRunner: 4
 George1083: 4
 JosephM: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 ZACH P.: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 Meli W.: 3
 ECarlson: 2
 Jessica Boucher: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 Kyle45: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 sanddrag: 1

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Remember, the deadline is this coming Friday at 9 PM. Enjoy the two extra days!

[Gary Dillard]

Thanks Billfred - one less thing to be stressed about this week. My entry:

No, he was definitely from your side of the family. See, he has black shoes.

[Dorienne]

So is this your brother or sister we're cooking?

[EddieMcD]

"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight..."

[DCA Fan]

Faced with charges of animal cruelty, KFC hires newly trained "slaughterchickens" trained to humanely murder thier bretheren. PETA once again voiced concern, however, when it was revealed that the chickens began wearing shoes and prodding the corpses with metal sticks.

[Joe Matt]

As the chickens clearly demonstarte kids, don't play with cryogenics at home. Instead, get an expendable freshman to do it for you.

[Mike Schroeder]

in a cruel twist of fate Thuderchicken Paul Copioli gets cooked by real Chickens....

[Matt Attallah]

Mmmmm - your mother-in-law smells good...

[MissInformation]

The chickens continued to torture the egg in an effort to get him to admit chickens came first.

[dlavery]

And now, finally, we have the definitive answer to the question - they crossed to help cook the bacon that was on the other side of the road.

-dave

[Jay H 237]

"Does this count for cannibalism?"

[Bcahn836]

I wonder who they are reserving that skillet for??

[Andy Baker]

Cousin cluckie, I'll save you! Here, grab this stick!




AB

"That chicken won't be crossing the road, muhahahahha"

[Elgin Clock]

My answer is in the form of the audio clip below.

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=victim.wav