CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #13

[Billfred]

(Billfred rolls over in his bed, looking at the clock)

(miscellaneous groan, then he rolls back over)

(Billfred springs up)

SHOOT! THE CAPTION CONTEST!

(grabs the laptop and gets cracking)

Hoo boy, never think that you can have a radio show in the middle of the night on Saturday morning and keep a normal sleep schedule. The scores:

greencactus3: 42
 MissInformation: 31
 dlavery: 27
 Michelle 236: 26
 Jeff Wagelin: 24
 "Big Mike": 20
 Gary Dillard: 20
 Mike Ciance: 17
 Andy Baker: 17
 DCA Fan: 17
 EddieMcD: 17
 Elgin Clock: 17
 JVN: 17
 Brandon Martus: 15
 Greg Needel: 14
 Jay H 237: 12
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Amanda Morrison: 9
 Tom Schindler: 9
 Astronouth7303: 8
 Dorienne Plait: 8
 BCahn836: 7
 T. Hoffman: 7
 Vivelation: 7
 Aignam: 6
 GateRunner: 6
 JosephM: 6
 Matt Attallah: 6
 RogerR: 5
 Shyra1353: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
 George1083: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 Meli W.: 4
 ZACH P.: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 DJ Fluck: 2
 ECarlson: 2
 Jessica Boucher: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 Kyle45: 1
 sanddrag: 1

And now, for the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Remember, the deadline is now Friday at 9 PM. The judging may be a bit later than that--I've got my radio show at 2 AM that night, and I'm still trying to work out how the sleep schedule is going to go. I'll get it done, I swear!

[Bcahn836]

wishful thinking

[Jay H 237]

"Honey, I shrunk Brandon!"

[Dorienne]

Look, ma! No stilts!

[Bcahn836]

someone really likes denim

[Amanda Morrison]

In an act of defiance (and fear that the IRI would suddenly change to folding chair seating), Jessica Boucher decides to match her new idol, Chris Hibner of Dean Simmons and the Kamens. For the 2005 IRI, she is planning hair approx. 6 ft. tall and 3 ft. wide, to dwarf Martus and force him to stand on a bleacher to match up with her.



actually, I like Jess' hair, but this is the best I've got

[shyra1353]

So this is how the world looks to Brandon ... I like my view down there better

[Joe Matt]

Honey, I Blew Up the Chiefdelphi Admin!

[JVN]

In honor of the new Star Wars DVD release, 60 Minutes is proud to present the following segment: "Ewoks - Where are they today?"

[GateRunner]

And now, for a limited time only, get your free Brandon life-size doll with a www.chiefdelphi.com registration!

[Bcahn836]

I guess the miracle grow didn't work.

[Mike Schroeder]

Jess to Brandon: wow it really is colder up here i like the temp better from down there

[Jessica Boucher]

Ohhhh boy.

I feel this conversation applies, although it wasn't in reference to me....

"You're so....compact."
"Thank you. I fit in most overhead compartments."

And as for the hair jokes (), lets just say I'm never at a loss for a Halloween costume

[Jay H 237]

< Not an entry>

Originally Posted by Jessica Boucher

I feel this conversation applies, although it wasn't in reference to me....

"You're so....compact."
"Thank you. I fit in most overhead compartments."

Remember all the times we stuffed Vinny in the garbage can in the shop? I don't think we ever tried to see if you would fit in there though. Of course, next time you come back to visit us.......

[Gary Dillard]

These identical twins sued the Sports Medicine Center when its experiment to show that "Hair + Height = Constant" went horribly wrong, even though the data did support the hypothesis.