CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #13

[Gary Dillard]

These identical twins sued the Sports Medicine Center when its experiment to show that "Hair + Height = Constant" went horribly wrong, even though the data did support the hypothesis.

[Bcahn836]

1.I though she would need a ladder to ever taller than Brandon i guess i was wrong.


2.Even though she may seem taller than Brandon i don't think the three inches of hair counts.

[MissInformation]

"I'm sorry Brandon, but you're just too tall to join the Lollipop Guild."

[Elgin Clock]

Originally Posted by MissInformation

"I'm sorry Brandon, but you're just too tall to join the Lollipop Guild."

<Not an entry>

Hey!! That's my line!

[Denman]

after a long day at work on the robot, brandon discovers hes lost a foot and some hair

[Greg Needel]

"introducing the brandon martus hair loss formula*, changes you from baldness to flowing locks in only seconds, just look at this before and after of the inventor


*side effects may include: shrinking, sex changes and changing of clothes"

[Jeff Waegelin]

Brandon: "Hey Jess, how's the weather up there?"

[Daniel Brim]

Mountain Dew stunts your growth

[Travis Hoffman]

"Look what I paid $1000 for on Ebay - a life-size Brandon Martus cardboard cutout!!!! HE'S ALL MINE NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Eat your heart out, Amanda Morrison!"

[DCA Fan]

Jess gets a little "vertical assistance" before rubbing Brandon's head for good luck.

[Bcahn836]

Did she use a step stool or a ladder to climb that step?

[Jack Jones]

Now we've seen it all. A picture that should only be seen on radio!

[Jack Jones]

Giant-Shrimp: Mr. & Mrs. Edward Shrimp announce the engagement of their daughter...

[dlavery]

... at first, having a combined party with the casts of "Eegah! - The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl!" and "Under The Rainbow" seemed like such a good idea. That is, all the way up to the point where Billy Barty and Richard Kiel had too much punch and got into each others faces, and all heck broke loose...

-dave

[greencactus3]

oh! this is proof of otherworldly influences!!! supernatural powers!!
see the small half transparent UFO by Brandon's leg?
both of them are floating!! look closely.. they seem to not be touching the ground!! apparently the UFO has levitated the two, matching their height at the top of their heads.

note 1. you may choose to not believe this phenomena as this single picture is the only proof we have at the moment. further detailed evidence is welcome.

note2. this theory may be rejected as dust on the lens, and the levitation may be a trick of the light.. seen as perfectly normal from other angles.