CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #19

[Travis Hoffman]

A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away...Dork Lord Dave uses his Force Grip power on JVN, which, instead of killing him, merely turns him into a mindless buffoon. One of Dave's earlier victims looks on. Darth Vader ain't got nothing on Dave - YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE!

[Billfred]

Well, this is living proof once again that Kickoff needs to happen. And fast, too. (Maybe we should talk to Dean about putting that idea in the hopper.)

Meanwhile, first place goes to...

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

JVN:
“So this bratty kid kept saying I’m wrong about the tranny design and shouted back at Chris and me, “SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE….. JOHN V-NEUN?!

So…. I shouted back at him, “YES I AM!”

So… then he turn around and stuck his tongue at us.

So…. Chris and me did THIS…..*raspberries* “

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Uh, you know when I said "You can taste the excitement in the air", it was just a figure of speech.

Honorable mentions go to...
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Eugenia Gabrielov
MissInformation
Bcahn836
"Big Mike"
Amanda Morrison
Andy Baker
Wetzel
JVN
Jessica Boucher
Elgin Clock
Astronouth7303
dlavery
EddieMcD
greencactus3
Greg Needel


And the burn award this week is being shared by...

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

JVN - When I tried to kiss her like this all she did was slap me.

(Background) - No, your suppose to kiss her like this

(Right) - [Thinking]No wonder they can't get anything...

and...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away...Dork Lord Dave uses his Force Grip power on JVN, which, instead of killing him, merely turns him into a mindless buffoon. One of Dave's earlier victims looks on. Darth Vader ain't got nothing on Dave - YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE!

So I figure 3 points divided by two is 1.5 each. (kidding, kidding...)

The scores, after a whopping nineteen contests...

MissInformation: 56
  greencactus3: 54
  Gary Dillard: 47
  Michelle 236: 41
  dlavery: 39
  JVN: 38
  Greg Needel: 34
  T. Hoffman: 34
  Elgin Clock: 33
  DCA Fan: 30
  "Big Mike": 29
  EddieMcD: 29
  Dorienne Plait: 28
  Jeff Waegelin: 25
  Jay H 237: 25
  Andy Baker: 23
  Amanda Morrison: 22
  GateRunner: 19
  BCahn836: 18
  Rich Wong: 18
  Mike Ciance: 17
  JosephM: 17
  Brandon Martus: 15
  Matt Attallah: 12
  Astronouth7303: 11
  Lil' Lavery: 11
  Tom Schindler: 10
  Shyra1353: 9
  tkwetzel: 9
  Eugenia Gabrielov: 8
  Jessica Boucher: 8
  wetzel: 8
  Aignam: 7
  Vivelation: 7
  Jack Jones: 7
  Kyle45: 6
  VGMasterShadow: 6
  ZACH P.: 6
  DanielBCR: 5
  RogerR: 5
  Corey Balint: 4
  CourtneyB: 4
  George1083: 4
  Ken Patton: 4
  Meli W.: 4
  Andrew Rudolph: 3
  Ben Lauer: 3
  David Kelly: 3
  Denman: 2
  DJ Fluck: 2
  ECarlson: 2
  Jake177: 2
  Joe Ross: 2
  karinka13: 2
  Aaron Lussier: 1
  Coco The Monkey: 1
  Collin Fultz: 1
  DanielBCR: 1
  ElfMaster: 1
  JakeGallagher: 1
  Katie Reynolds: 1
  sanddrag: 1

Now, looking at those numbers, I notice that Gary Dillard is within striking distance of the lead...if Heidi doesn't enter the contest next week. Having dealt with Gary in the past, I know he's a pretty bright and cunning guy. (Hence why Robot Rodeo ended at a reasonable hour.) Thus, in the interest of the integrity of the contest as it enters its 20th round, I present in all lack of seriousness...

Originally Posted by The Heidi Foster Rule

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

Until Sunday...

[Astronouth7303]

You know, considering I was gone for 3 months, I'm actually doing fairly well.

[Jack Jones]

Yes. I’m aware that Viagra now comes in lozenge form. Let me guess. You two didn’t read about the possible side effects, did you?

...

[Kyle Love]

"how many zip ties do we need? 2000???? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[VGMasterShadow]

They're demonstrating the victory facial expression for kidnapping JVN.

[Elgin Clock]

Dave: You know John, I've tried all there is to be like you including saying that "I am JVN", but people aren't buying it.
Maybe... just maybe, If I got dental implants to match yours, they will believe "I AM JVN"!!

JVN: Ok?!?!?

Dave: So do me a favor, say ahhhhhh and show me them pearly whites!

JVN: Umm.. yeah.. sure... <shifty eyes> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Kyle Love]

Rookie: "How bigs a regional?"
Me: "I would say a team meeting times o say 500-600...so like 3-6000 people"

[Astronouth7303]

They're drinkin' decaf tomarrow.

[dlavery]

Dave: ... so I treid to stop Big Mike by grabbing him like this, but it didn't stop him from hugging me...

JVN: ... and when he did, it made my tounge stick out this far!

Chris: When Big Mike squeezed me, my tounge stuck out THIS far!!!

[EddieMcD]

<entry>
D@ve: "T5 in effect"
</entry>

For those trying to figure this one out, T5 was the rule in the 1997 rulebook that allowed flipping, and D@ve was one of the engineers of the Rhode Warriors' flipper that year. On that robot is literally a small sign that says "T5 in effect". And it does look like D@ve is about to upend JVN (behold the glory that is goofy picturetaking ), so, there's my caption.

[VGMasterShadow]

Lets play Simon says. Simon says, copy a Budweiser commercial.
Guy 1; WWWAAASSSSSSUUUPPP
Guy 2; WWWAAASSSSSSUUUPPP
Guy 3; WWWAAASSSSSSUUUPPP

[Kyle Love]

Chris: "What page are we on?"
Me: "...467 two pages down from Las Gurillas"